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Fellow Twits, I think you mean to say 'could not care less' when you say 'could care less'. Sorry to bother abt it if you couldn't care less
Me: If I had lived in Jane Austen's time, I would have been considered accomplished. Mom: You would have died as a child w/o antibiotics.
Autocorrect suggested "yeti frisked" when I was typing the hash tag "tryingtosleep". Someone was cold & lonely when making the AC algorithm.
Oz was so very horrible. Runaway, Twits. Runaway.
The help button in a solitaire app should lead to "How to Make Friends and Influence People" on Amazon, not teach how to play.
Every time someone says a tofu dish is delicious I move their file into the "Compulsive Liars" drawer.
Me: Cuddling releases oxytocin which helps heal wounds. Coworker: So does stimulating nipples. Me: o_O
Vanity license today: PARTGAL
Hermaphrodite and proud of it!
Ignorance of other people's ignorance is bliss. Social networking has robbed us of that.
To know is not enough. To be converted requires us to do and to become. #ldsconf
1/2 The Lord is in all of our lives. He wants to bless us. He wants us to seek his help. As he bless us and answers our prayers, #ldsconf
That was one of the most powerful talks I have ever heard. I love Elder Holland. #ldsconf
If we serve with faith and humility, the judgment bar of the great Jehovah will be pleasing. - Henry B. Eyring #ldsconf
I saw an article about the harms of moonshine and thought it was about the light reflected off the moon. #slow #teetotaler
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