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New bucket list: recreate every single one of these. RT @slate: RT @buzzfeed: 30 Ways The World Used To Be Cooler http://t.co/agsw773S
How I view my sad little life. ;) RT @hipstermermaid: The upside of being "forever alone" is your decreased risk of accidental pregnancies.
Fellow Twits, I think you mean to say 'could not care less' when you say 'could care less'. Sorry to bother abt it if you couldn't care less
Me: If I had lived in Jane Austen's time, I would have been considered accomplished. Mom: You would have died as a child w/o antibiotics.
This is hilarious. Read it. RT @genedoucette: Mama, just killed a man http://tmblr.co/ZYrEZwZTaZcb
@jenndola It's 1 c. brown rice flour, 1 c. white rice flour, 2/3 c. potato starch (not flour), and 1/3 c. tapioca starch. @hollywillnot
Autocorrect suggested "yeti frisked" when I was typing the hash tag "tryingtosleep". Someone was cold & lonely when making the AC algorithm.
The help button in a solitaire app should lead to "How to Make Friends and Influence People" on Amazon, not teach how to play.
Every time someone says a tofu dish is delicious I move their file into the "Compulsive Liars" drawer.
Me: Cuddling releases oxytocin which helps heal wounds. Coworker: So does stimulating nipples. Me: o_O
Ignorance of other people's ignorance is bliss. Social networking has robbed us of that.
To know is not enough. To be converted requires us to do and to become. #ldsconf
1/2 The Lord is in all of our lives. He wants to bless us. He wants us to seek his help. As he bless us and answers our prayers, #ldsconf
That was one of the most powerful talks I have ever heard. I love Elder Holland. #ldsconf
If we serve with faith and humility, the judgment bar of the great Jehovah will be pleasing. - Henry B. Eyring #ldsconf
@andysherwin Mine would only be trustworthy because I'd be using Holly's recipe. @hollywillnot
I saw an article about the harms of moonshine and thought it was about the light reflected off the moon. #slow #teetotaler
@marionjensen Put sandals on wih the black socks and it's guaranteed. Also, you should hang out with my dad; you'd be style twins.
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