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oli runs around and falls down: "oh fuck." me: "oliver, do you remember what i told you about that word?" him: "excuse me. I am just upset."
"OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. WHAT THE HECK. WHAT IS GOING ON. WHAT IS THE DEAL." - oliver, walking over a bridge.
Two years ago!!!!!!!!! Pooped out a baby.
do you think ironman had an identity crisis once he realized he was a FeMale?
just be good and be kind and be someone you would respect if you were to meet yourself and seriously fuck everyone and everything otherwise
this morning when oli woke up he asked to wear my wristband from last night so I put it on him and he said "cool. I look handsome"
I'll move to New York just for the Yael of it (TM)
live every day like it's your last! dance like nobody's watching! write every tweet like your employer doesn't follow you!
Me: "what are you thinking about?" Oliver: "Pancake truck!" MY GOD HE'S A GENIUS
skype for oliver means calling offline contacts and listening to the ringing while admiring himself
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