oli runs around and falls down: "oh fuck." me: "oliver, do you remember what i told you about that word?" him: "excuse me. I am just upset."

.@rare_basement and @dudehugs oh god http://t.co/PjJGNy62

"OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. WHAT THE HECK. WHAT IS GOING ON. WHAT IS THE DEAL." - oliver, walking over a bridge.

Two years ago!!!!!!!!! Pooped out a baby.

.@dudehugs serenading @rare_basement it is adorable http://t.co/1FdCoxcm

do you think ironman had an identity crisis once he realized he was a FeMale?

just be good and be kind and be someone you would respect if you were to meet yourself and seriously fuck everyone and everything otherwise

HEY @videogum friends we're loving you pic.twitter.com/wtGaKO7IAs

super in love with this kid and his new haircut.  http://yfrog.com/h2s9ptzoj 

this morning when oli woke up he asked to wear my wristband from last night so I put it on him and he said "cool. I look handsome"

I love you Nora pic.twitter.com/G05ZttigE8

one more of @dudehugs and @rare_basement http://t.co/GiYbZ9OP

just watched @brian_peters put emergen c into his beer. @mittenfest

Windy belle isle birthday bash. Come one come all. Willow trees on riverbank. http://t.co/BP9adhtj

I'll move to New York just for the Yael of it (TM)

live every day like it's your last! dance like nobody's watching! write every tweet like your employer doesn't follow you!

I say this because I love you, please stop using the word jamming “@wdbm: Happy Friday everybody! Who's been jamming with us so far today?”

Me: "what are you thinking about?" Oliver: "Pancake truck!" MY GOD HE'S A GENIUS

skype for oliver means calling offline contacts and listening to the ringing while admiring himself

real deep will smith cut on the radio station right now it is so unreal we are actually LIVING the #WILLENIUM!