>> “@possumblu: NTV have Linda Ogutu , Citizen have Julie Gichuru ...

KTN have Jicho Pevu”

:'D "@chibelladonna: *falls off seat* X"D --> "@osonkoh: Cabo Snoop enters a Bar. a bar abar abar abar abaaaar abar baaar....prakatatumba.""

no i don't like you i just thought you were cool enough to kick it...

I come alive on the weekend. <hic>

“@bitchlookahere: never underestimate the power of
good sex.” or lack of it.

“@jjmwendwa: Hey, it's 1 am and your twitter crush is out grinding genitals with someone else in da club. The truth hurts.” <<

RT @royisthatruth: If your only motivation is money you are sure to end up broke

“@funnyorfact: 14,000 people are having sex right now. 25,000 are kissing. 50,000 are hugging. And you... Well you're reading this.”tsk! Lol

“@litowee: Everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to leak a Sex tape.”

“@theganjafacts: #Weed isn't addictive, but the #women that smoke it are.” ^_^

i waz having an awesome day then... @saisi_ happened.

@coolstorylito very very tempted to answer that Q. :D lool

+1 "@ishrashad: baked"

\o/ RT @coolstorylito #teamIndoors .... o/

@chucker_stan @jusszeey @tracynitz @shirleynjeri @kouyate_trudie @ishrashad @rickyshayy she's gat to be trippy too doing that. :'D

i don't see a single sober person on my TL...or is it just me? Ok my bad. xD

Janelle Monae>

The Weeknd, Kendrick Lamar, Frank Ocean, Drake >>>>

Sup bish! @qush_jay

"...no i don't like you i just thought you were cool enough to kick it..."