16 years of education and I'm still not sure if it's “grey” or “gray”

6 am: tired
9 am: tired
11 am: tired
3 pm: tired
5 pm: tired
7 pm: tired
9 pm: tired
bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY

Dear God, Today I woke up. I am healthy. I am alive. Thank you I apologize for all my complaining. I'm truly grateful for all you've done.

Then Satan said, "Let there be feelings."

I wish people looked like their personality.

We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.

"She's so ugly, how does she have a boyfriend?"... Maybe she has an amazing personality and her boyfriend isn't a judgmental cunt like you.

"You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it's TWITTER."

Overprotective parents raise the best liars.

ıf she takes pics by the mirror, pouting her lips and chuckin up a deuce sign dont date her #youknowsheyoung

My girlfriend just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren't drying I swear to god..

I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.

What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind that can't afford an education?

MySpace = DEAD, Facebook = DYING...Twitter is all we have left!

SO OVER YOU
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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

I really miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like bitch whatever.

The sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes is the part when you don't smoke them.

Twitter is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.

Somebody died last night, but I didn't, somebody didn't wake up this morning, but I did, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed, Retweet if you are too.