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16 years of education and I'm still not sure if it's “grey” or “gray”
6 am: tired
9 am: tired
11 am: tired
3 pm: tired
5 pm: tired
7 pm: tired
9 pm: tired
bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY
Dear God, Today I woke up. I am healthy. I am alive. Thank you I apologize for all my complaining. I'm truly grateful for all you've done.
Then Satan said, "Let there be feelings."
I wish people looked like their personality.
We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.
"She's so ugly, how does she have a boyfriend?"... Maybe she has an amazing personality and her boyfriend isn't a judgmental cunt like you.
"You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it's TWITTER."
Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
ıf she takes pics by the mirror, pouting her lips and chuckin up a deuce sign dont date her #youknowsheyoung
My girlfriend just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren't drying I swear to god..
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind that can't afford an education?
MySpace = DEAD, Facebook = DYING...Twitter is all we have left!
SO OVER YOU
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
I really miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like bitch whatever.
The sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes is the part when you don't smoke them.
Twitter is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
Somebody died last night, but I didn't, somebody didn't wake up this morning, but I did, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed, Retweet if you are too.
Software engineer, photographer, part time Dj, lifeguard by day and fire fighter by night. interests: humor, music, technology, politics, trends,