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16 years of education and I'm still not sure if it's “grey” or “gray”
6 am: tired
9 am: tired
11 am: tired
3 pm: tired
5 pm: tired
7 pm: tired
9 pm: tired
bed time: ENNNNEERRGGYY
Dear God, Today I woke up. I am healthy. I am alive. Thank you I apologize for all my complaining. I'm truly grateful for all you've done.
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags in their house, or is that just me?
So deep in the friend zone that you've met her boyfriends parents.
Then Satan said, "Let there be feelings."
I wish people looked like their personality.
We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.
"She's so ugly, how does she have a boyfriend?"... Maybe she has an amazing personality and her boyfriend isn't a judgmental cunt like you.
What the hell is lolzzz? You laughed so hard you fell asleep?
"You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it's TWITTER."
My girlfriend just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren't drying I swear to god..
ıf she takes pics by the mirror, pouting her lips and chuckin up a deuce sign dont date her #youknowsheyoung
Kid: My Email ?
Teacher: Yes Your Email
Teacher: Well -___-
Kid : email@example.com
Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind that can't afford an education?
I take the L and R on my headphones seriously.
How to twerk:
Step 1: don't.
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