Long long time, tweet peeps. #beenmissingu

Sun's not even up yet and mr cranky pants is already roaring like we live in end dark ages

You' re so vain, you probably think this tweet is about you

Why spend time with someone you don't trust? #whatsthepoint

@boymeeetsworld You hate the world? Don't drag everyone down too. #loser #sad #liveswithmother #hater

Puff puff! @ralphdlg @mcpuffn @daphatkhat @aurarizla @gimmiebrain @billntacoma @pillzburymuziq @eastcoasterdam @mr854

@marcusbuster Go hustle another, this bitch don' t play with losers. #feelsorryforyou

How will the legalization of marijuana journey change with the upcoming election year? #askObama

Don't use chopsticks when spooning

Today I am thankful for my life, love, family and health. #lifeisgood #livelovelaugh

@mcpuffn me too

I'm a swimmer, stayin afloat RT @kaseyroar: Love is an ocean of emotion.

Gotta look this life in the eye.... SAMCRO

New client at brow threading gig and the bitch tells me i'm lopsided then tries to upsell me on membership, hard. Thread this! #hellno

Douche working at #victoriassecret wowing the ladies with his wit and bra knowledge #gimmemeabreak

Bumbershoot! Fun, sun, friends and beer #happytweet

It's GODDESS time all the time (and I don't mean the Charlie Sheen way). #beautifulwomen

@slotoke me too! I heard yesterday was packed. You going today?

How was hemp fest y'all #hempfest

Mastered coexistence!