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If I had a nickel for every time I went to get change and grabbed a quarter instead of a nickel, I'd have enough money to have a quarter.
Some days I'm 23, other days I eat a sleeve of graham crackers.
Rap game mccauley caulkin in "richie rich" before he hits that home run and the poor kids don't accept him as one of their own yet
These USPS commercials crack me up. I have only met cranky and unpleasant postal workers.
Newt Gingrich 2012: Balls Deep In Someone Other Than My Wife, For America #newtcampaignslogans