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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. - Isaac Asimov
Glitter speaks to me 💗
I like my men like my baked potatoes. #loaded #ohheyyyyyy
Slowly going insane. Who's with me??
Seriously Questioning why no one's made a reality tv show about my life.
I'm not exactly your Plan B kind of girl. 💗
#Icantmakeyouloveme but I can make you wish you did.
#10BestFeelings When a prayer is answered 💗🙌
Now taking applications for my next big mistake.
Tonight I'll be using Twitter & wine in place of the coping skills I'm clearly lacking. 💗😳
The Boston bomber is a coward. If he believes in his cause enough to kill & maim innocent people then he should take his punishment.
Whenever I feel anxious about anything, I get on twitter & realize its gonna be okay. That & Xanax 😳
No you can't take me home Justin Beiber cause you're not old enough to drive.
If you're crazy & you know it clap your hands. 👏😳👏😳👏😳👏😳😂
I'm independent, flirty, compassionate, educated, and sometimes random. I love traveling, cooking, wine, & fitness. #Paleo #CRNA