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if the world ends, at least I got to spend some of my last moments in a kohl's parking lot eating leftover chinese food with a plastic spoon
saints oh saints, at least you're not the vikings!
I went to target to buy cover up. I wanted to go to walmart just so I could say I did it. and if you understand the reference, I'm sorry.
oh hey I just got married or whatever
@blackbobross @conortripler https://twitter.com/subsidenceinc/status/325297717775593472 … test today, no tornado!
So are all swimmers major bro stoners or...?
an unraveled cassette tape stretches pretty far around this office, apparently
things the baby has put in his mouth tonight: his own sock, my elbow (thought it was food?)
my little kony... wait, too soon?
taking back sunday "liar" is a total guilty pleasure driving song
north carolina/ is a strange ass place, my life/ is an adventure?