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Why do dudes never rap about hayfever? Shit is rough.
Whats the German word for being totally content to sit on your balcony and read on a Saturday evening?
and the Lord of freelancing came down, and he said "all your invoices will be paid promptly" ...and this is how I know god isn't real.
also lol at this 'mot-dièse' issue, because you know, maybe start out preserving language with say, a word for weekend.
I have really got to stop checking Resident Advisor after I have decided on a quiet night in…
*linkedin posts mail to my grave with a single red rose*
Life is just clothes for all your thoughts.
I get more offended if a client asks for a logo to be made bigger than if a sexual partner asks the same of my penis. #designerproblems
First 20ml: I hate riesling. Last 20ml: OMG I LOVE RISELING LIFE IS SO BRIGHT AND DELICIOUS.
If anyone is wondering where their hangover went this morning, it's okay, I appear to have all of them.
I've been to funerals funnier than the big bang theory. BAZJHINGO.
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