If @judsoncollier can get a job with @jeremycowart then I should convince @davebarnesmusic to sing Christmas carols with my family, right?

I dressed up for this test. If I fail, I fail in style.

"People who don't like music probably don't like Christmas, children or ice cream. They deserve to live some place quiet, like a cemetery."

In other news, Liam's friend got kicked out of a library for putting all the women's rights books in the fictional section.

I also have official slave laws from 1848 and a mother goose from 1830. All rescued from our university dumpster.

One of the books that UM's library threw away because it was "old" is a book of poetry about women widowed in the civil war. published 1868.

These days I just check Twitter to see if any more famous people have tweeted about @judsoncollier. #myfriendtherockstar

"sorry I was late."- me "it's okay, we were just putting oysters in each others pants"- Liam #boyscouts

"sorry our whole relationship is me saying guess what @judsoncollier said" -@christianhilley #probz

"we're continuing our celebration of Mr. Kamel's birthday by beginning a brief discussion of feminism." -Dr. Mashburn #happybirthdaygeorge

Suburban in front of us has a TV and we're watching veggie tales with them. Luckily we have the audio memorized. #searcyjams #lordhavesearcy

I love my school.

This piece of paper is one of the more useful things anyone has given me. I just put it above my desk at work. http://twitpic.com/51jgk9

New record for amount of cookies successfully relocated from the caf to my dorm

"I'd rather be dipped in pickle juice and thrown to rabid weazles."