Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Seriously? a STYLUS is what makes it better than an iPhone? My Palm Pilot had a stylus…in 2002. #sb46
I think Dolly Parton should sing "I Will Always Love You" at the Grammys tomorrow, in tribute to Whitney.
The Earth is pissed the Will and Jada Smith are splitting up.
Calories don't count on election night.
My husband just discovered that you cannot defeat a giant spider with Pledge. We now have a giant, angry, lemon-scented spider.
Tom Cruise just became Ross Geller.
Would you hide in a boat? Would you hide in a moat? Would you hide on a float made of oats with a goat?
Half my twitter stream: Jokes! Other half: How dare you make jokes?! Twitter, never change.
I'm glad the world didn't end, there's a lot of stuff on Pinterest I want to pretend I'm going to try.