.@lazerdoov "Don't Stop Breast Feeding" - Hungry Baby Journey

Just met a guy at Dan Deacon who looks like Dan Deacon and has been taking pics w people all day as him.lol #hopscotch

"how can we make this Papal news somehow relevant to us?" - Paypal Marketing Team

An Apple watch? A Facebook phone? I'm just going to hold out for a LinkedIn Washer/Dryer combo.

Somewhere a child is roaming a landfill for food, wondering where all the yellow wristbands came from.

Just go on and put a damn Santa beard on the Jack o'Lanterns, ad guys. You know you're going to do it, eventually.

Good run, Mr. Romney. I look forward to seeing your future book on the 47% off table. #election2012 #vote2012

The new Monopoly piece should be a Piggy Bank with a Golden Parachute.

let's arm our teachers with large salaries, no standardized testing and the freedom to TEACH.

Michigan passed a law on Wednesday to allow concealed guns in schools and other "gun-free" zones.  http://www.michiganradio.org/post/bill-allowing-concealed-weapons-schools-approved-house-committee …

Black Friday, Small Biz Saturday,Shit Yourself Over Your Credit Card Statement Sunday,Cyber Monday and Take It All Back Tuesday #gotit

Client:"thanks for coming over so quickly to talk Design. You smell like whiskey." Me:"iss Friday you wanna win awards or not? I love you."

Thanks to @yancyscot, I tuned into the #endeavor landing just in time to hear the @ktla reporter get choked up live. A great human moment!

Dont throw your cigarette butts on the ground! Keep our city beautiful. #hopscotch

i just diet in your arms tonight mustve been some kinda quiche.

Triangle-based  http://Art.com  seems to be getting caught selling Artists' work w/o permission.See comments!  http://www.art.com/products/p15067532070-sa-i6875034/sonic-youth-in-carrboro-north-carolina-2004.htm?fb_comment_id=fbc_322605914513164_2274824_395002510606837#f2a40c18fc …

I wonder how long before Forbes puts Raleigh on the list of "Top places to move if you want to fight for fucking common sense"

Wow. Just got to preview #0to60 @ncartmuseum and it's a great show!!!Opens Sunday.Take the entire family then walk thru the sculpture park!

Shark Tank lets me keep my finger on the pulse of the cupcake industry.

Just saw Silver Lining Playbook or as I call it, Boyfriend Points Checklist