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I wonder how many of you hardcore tweeters who claim to be wasted, are actually sitting there with a mug of cocoa and a blankie.
#iftwitterwasapub We’d all be repeating each other and sticking stars on people.
I want a friend with benefits, who's not really interested in being my friend.
#LessInspiringBooks Alice in Poundland
Alcohol is never the answer......but then again, neither is milk.
If you are going out tonight celebrating and have the misfortune to end up in A&E, don't be twats and abuse the staff, they're there to help
#lessinspiringbooks Lidl Women
Who's Coat Is That Full Metal Jacket #Welshfilms recycled
So some don’t like being retweeted or starred by people that don’t follow them….really?
Everyone I get I appreciate, whoever they’re from.
If I'm planking, does that mean I'm really board?
Being on twitter 24/7 I discover that..
Aussies are the funniest
Americans are the most sensitive
And the Brits just drink a lot.
Journey to the Centre of the Oeuff #eggfilms
I love it when you star me, but I'll know I've arrived when you RT me.
#RIPAmanda Goodnight my friend my heart is breaking / you made us laugh whilst you were aching / you're one of Twitter's best / now at rest.
What's a girl got to do to get a RT around here? Be funny you say, talk about sex, show my boobs. Damn.
I love twitter. Some days it's deep and philosophical, other times, it's like being on the set of a Carry On film.
Ok, there's something wrong and it's worrying me. I'm in a good mood and I don't know why? Do I need to see a Doctor?
#cakefilms He’s Just Not That Into Choux
You write a tweet, none of your followers RT or star it, yet someone who doesn't follow you does! What kind of witchcraft is that?
Would make a great wife.........just ask my ex husband. May contain traces of sarcasm.