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Hot date with my electric blanket. Get it? "Hot" date with an electric blanket? ;) my god im hilarious.
Western Connecticut is getting famous for all the wrong reasons..
I have no idea where the fuck my life is going.
His magic bullet is broken now and he's upset because it's not whipped enough.
why the fuck do people like skrillex? i'd rather sit and listen a car alarm for a day than skrillex for an hour.
David just legitimately forced me out of the car and to see a movie with him. Talk about date rape.
Dave's wearing a really awesome vest. Everyone should compliment him.
Like I'm really nice to the dog so his family won't hate me but whenever he goes outside I secretly pray that he'll get eaten by a coyote.
i just ate the hottest salsa ever and idk what happened but everything hurts and all i can taste is pain.
Ugh david is waving at people as he drives by them and screaming obscenities at them when they don't wave back. No one has waved back.
#what #is #the #point #of #hashtagging #?
Getting my six flags virginity taken away. This is an emotional moment.
Just saw an old lady pushing a baby stroller. There was a dog in the stroller. Not a baby.
Lol new fairfield, why do you have ipods for the language department...
My dog got a haircut and now shes ugly.
bitch won't even share.
Not pregnant. Brian denove is a homosexual.