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Me and Coolio Down by the Schoolyard
"Yes, but what do the BLOGS have to say about this!?" *rolls up sleeves, dons glasses, types INTERNET into Windows 2000 file search*
Saxt: ♪♫♪♫♪ ♫♪♫ ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ ♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♪♪♪♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪♪♪
I came here to kick ass and take names, and I'm done kicking ass. So would everyone please write their names in this notebook.
IM SORRY MOM THIS IS JUST SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO *skateboards to wendy's*
the fucked up thing about cats is that they *could* do sweet parkour tricks if they *wanted to*
Guys have you heard about Bon Rappetite. The hip-hop restaurant. Serving dishes like Lil Kimchi and Chili Akon Carne. look it up.
omg omg http://www.flickr.com/photos/kaptenhanna/8427821200/in/contacts/ … tupac unicorn tattoo omg
if Carl Sagan had knuckle tats they would be WHOA WHAT
Your body has teeny tiny crushable bones in the tips of your toes, and also toenails. The human body is a fountain of horror
A mysterious man, wearing a duster, walks into the bar. Everyone stops and looks. From his coat he pulls a Bananagrams game and slams it dow
click 'like' if you've ever eaten a fruit
Hot Kraft Singles are Waiting to be Devoured in Your Area
hey everyone don't forget to register to boat. srsly u need a license for that
Climb a tree just to punch a giraffe in the nose
There is literally an exit 420 to Highway 69 in the Kansas City area, and before Twitter I never realized this miracle
basically the human condition involves constantly resisting the urge to text someone "you suck and I want to fight you"
Everything was anime and nothing hurt