Me and Coolio Down by the Schoolyard

"Yes, but what do the BLOGS have to say about this!?" *rolls up sleeves, dons glasses, types INTERNET into Windows 2000 file search*

Saxt: ♪♫♪♫♪ ♫♪♫ ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ ♫♫♫♫♫ ♫♪♪♪♫♫ ♫♫ ♫♫ ♪♪♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪♪♪♪

I came here to kick ass and take names, and I'm done kicking ass. So would everyone please write their names in this notebook.

IM SORRY MOM THIS IS JUST SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO *skateboards to wendy's*

the fucked up thing about cats is that they *could* do sweet parkour tricks if they *wanted to*

Guys have you heard about Bon Rappetite. The hip-hop restaurant. Serving dishes like Lil Kimchi and Chili Akon Carne. look it up.

omg omg  http://www.flickr.com/photos/kaptenhanna/8427821200/in/contacts/ … tupac unicorn tattoo omg

don't eat, don't sleep, drink a lot & be real mad all the time #lifehacks

if Carl Sagan had knuckle tats they would be WHOA WHAT

.@chickfila guess wat. chikns r gay 2 http://t.co/jq1ghBrP

Your body has teeny tiny crushable bones in the tips of your toes, and also toenails. The human body is a fountain of horror

A mysterious man, wearing a duster, walks into the bar. Everyone stops and looks. From his coat he pulls a Bananagrams game and slams it dow

click 'like' if you've ever eaten a fruit

Hot Kraft Singles are Waiting to be Devoured in Your Area

hey everyone don't forget to register to boat. srsly u need a license for that

Climb a tree just to punch a giraffe in the nose

There is literally an exit 420 to Highway 69 in the Kansas City area, and before Twitter I never realized this miracle

basically the human condition involves constantly resisting the urge to text someone "you suck and I want to fight you"

Everything was anime and nothing hurt