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Allergies are a cruel reminder that plants are having sex right now, and I'm not.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix #WhyISupportOccupy
Holy shit. Rick Perry got booed for suggesting that immigrants can become contributors to society. This crowd is nuts.
How can you not love a burrito? The tortilla compresses all the ingredients together. You're literally eating a hug.
Normal People: "YAY GAY MARRIAGE" | Evil People: "THEY'LL LET YOU MARRY HORSES TOMORROW!"
Just remember that most of you are willing to fork over $6 for 24oz of sugar from Starbucks while whining about $3.89 for 1 gallon of gas.
Our grandkids will just walk around with iPad-48's loaded with 12 terabytes of SomeECards and flash them at each other to communicate.
Steven Colbert once talked about how reality has a liberal bias. Sandy is now occupying Wall Street. Good job, Mother Nature.
wtf why would you eat butterflies before asking someone out?
Does the 5 second rule apply when I drop it like it's hot?
It's Rapture Day! Jesus will pop out of his hole in the ground and if he sees his shadow it means 6 more weeks of awful rapture jokes.
A girl's gotta sit on a lot of faces before she finds one that feels like a throne.
I don't know what came over me, or why it was masturbating next to me in the first place.
12-year old Kaitlynn Chavez is reported missing. Didn't come home after school. If you have any details contact Gilbert PD 480-503-6500
Americans have turned St. Patrick's Day into St. Valentine's Day but for alcohol. This is why we can't have nice things.
Everyone thinks Jesus is supposed to come twice but I think the bitch is faking it.
Age: 29. Elitist dick. Pleasantly pedantic pervert. Libido of a Panda. You'll love me whether you like it or not without effort on my part.