Completed Dalek baby dress. So thrilled with it! pic.twitter.com/ihxmWBtc62

"What Top Gear did for Tom Cruise, a revolutionary new rocket may be about to do for an NZ scientist." What the actual fuck, TV3?!?!

RT @minipixi RT @funnyoneliners: "What do we want?" "A cure for ADHD!" "When do we want it?" "Squirrel!" RT @lemmywinkler

So I just got an email from the FBI with the subject "Congratulations!!!!!!". Seems legit. All those exclamation marks are very Federal!

RT @followbdt: "When a teenager is depressed" - fascinating article:  http://bit.ly/WeD4ID  #mentalhealth

@kiwipom Google Reader doesn't give you a complete view of your subscribers. It's probably more like five or six.

12YO Son: I can't go to school today. Me: Why not? 12YO: I've got Disco Fever. *dances* Me: Fair enough.

I kid you not, @parsley72 just said to me, without any trace of irony "Briscoes are having a sale this weekend".

I literally had tears of laughter running down my face when I read this http://bit.ly/9sAJNP (via @alliebrosh)

Every time! Every time @minipixi starts cutting out fabric, this happens!  http://instagram.com/p/ZcmzWNj-pR/ 

Further to my recent comment about the number of photos on food blogs I want to add this: it's a food blog not a fucking philosophy thesis!

Every time the guy on @campbelllivenz says "Mako" @minipixi shouts "POLO". #thatsmygirl

Amazing. Leave cat poop in the kitty litter long enough it disappears. Must be the Cat Poop Fairy. In other news the dog has bad breath.

New Zealand, you bloody awesome little country you? You just got a whole lot more awesome!

@vickyrf @troyrf I want to make this for Fiona!!!!! :D  http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/dalek-dog-sweater …

My daughter is completely incapable of opening sauce sachets without them exploding in her. I have failed as a mother. @minipixi

When the Easter Bunny is unwell her boyfriend is in charge of buying Easter chocolate for Miss 17!…  http://instagram.com/p/Xf9Imkj-k6/ 

"@parsley72: She's from that thing in the hall with the butler. Me: Huh? Him: You know! Downton Abbey." Best description ever!

WTF Amazon? I have no words RT @tenpercent: Dear @amazonuk & @solidgoldbomb your rape t-shirt is appalling, remove it  http://amzn.to/ZRVIgp 

Things which grind my nuts: seeing FB comments by teachers where they use text speak instead of proper spelling. ARGH!