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"I'm no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one."
"If you don't know where your going, you'll end up someplace else." Yogi Berra <3
"Find one that can cook and clean cause they all can fuck" old man words of wisdom.
Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker.
Keep calm, hit the bong ¤
To be, rather than to seem.
I'm sick, but my vagina isn't.
He warned me to keep my distance.. And now I'm wearing red lace panties. You do the math
I can hear weed grinding from 3 and a quarter miles away
3 cups of coffee in an hour and I'm still sleepy. Someone entertain meeee