Twitter trends are now news on prime time network coverage. You should read that sentence OVER and OVER if you don't think social matters.

NOW can we agree today's the day the media died?!? MT@ckanal: 1/4 million listeners now for #Boston police scanner  http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ma-rt-9-window-cam …

If it comes down to Colorado tonight I hope to hell the fuckers legalized dope.

I, for one, will consider the opening ceremony a complete bust if it fails to include Prince Harry and Michael Phelps passing a joint.

Kansas City: The only place on Earth where the prospect of 3-inches makes women quiver. #thundersnow

OMG. It's brilliant. Let's end this stupid chicken war. Tmrw everyone donate the cost of a meal to a food shelter. http://t.co/jMZciHXD

Oh. Dehr. Gawd. Please Minnesota. Let's not look stupid again. Do the right thing. http://t.co/uJoceKo2

I've said it before. And in honor of today's game I'll say it again. Do you know what I hate more than KU Basketball? Nothing.

I'm flat out over all this crazy violence. For being an advanced species humans sure are shitty to each other. Can't we be better than this?

2nd American Century? I want to live in a 21st American Century. #RNC

Politics aside, Mitt Romney is a complete douche. Please Republican friends DEMAND a real candidate and stop putting up idiots. Ridiculous.

Later today I'm going to celebrate the healthcare victory by drinking alcohol in the sun without sunscreen while smoking. America rules!

Heads up KC The @manifestokc 2012 Presidential Campaign is heating up. Watch for an announcement regarding their Super PAC later today.

It is really difficult for me to express how much I hate when good things happen for Tim Tebow. A Pomeranian is getting kicked. Don't care.

If you haven't had a chance to see the uncle of the suspects answering press questions make sure you make time. Absolutely amazing man. Wow.

Nice work Missouri. I'll still live here.

Call him a fucking liar Joe. Do it for America.

This convention is doing a fantastic job of engaging the base. If Team Obama executes on this message November will be a blow out.

When I got more teary-eyed at Billy Butler being intro'd than Mauer I think it finally hit me...KC has become home now. It's pretty awesome.

"If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder." Here's to your next chapter of wonder! RIP Mr. Bradbury -