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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Remove from packaging.
    2. Microwave 2 minutes on HIGH.
    3. You had dreams once.
    4. You used to laugh.
    5. Evenly spread cream cheese icing.

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    Ok_BudKellyeFinedarth__mouthTheRealDerryBihatethisokiceduschrissalzmandavidgoldingart
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    • RETWEETS
    beefhuddleNicklepicklepusStevenRosiakylelatinoMarc_The_MarvelvsRobotsIanNotEanPatrickZircher
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Math problems are not your problems. You cannot solve for x. You are x. The universe will solve you in time, like all mortal men. Resist

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    mrrrmaiddrockbotOldWorldOrioleCheldonMcQueenkayladobbs13atanenhauskamiekaymee__MlleShelbyMcKay
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    • RETWEETS
    dickbageImuppinessOldWorldOrioleaj_makesbutterwolfShannonMCwhirteDebs_Brownpantsahoy
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

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      / / we
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    ノ_)  Lノ

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    feanor1138kade162matteppgilgilgilbrandon_mnasugarhigharrowcoastkhalilch2
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    • RETWEETS
    boutellmatteppmatrogilgilgilnavlatibrandon_mnnicolelivelyfurtherfield
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    the
    g h o s t

    has sent you
    a

    F R I E N D
    R E Q U E S T
    the
    g h o s t
    knows
    you
    are
    alone

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    • FAVS
    PeterImportkitchenflailsanjali_manAshleyzalceilckSinskittenhood__eparoloparolo
    • 75
    • RETWEETS
    explonteriaamberleymadisonLiesAndLimeszachbd16LeeHarvey13UMassLadMessKaerileiaisalie
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    🌟POWER-UPS🌟

    🚲 hipster approval

    🗿object permanence

    💰 mo' problems

    🍄 death to masonry

    🚦 a sense of order

    💀 memento mori

    ⭐️ amphetamines

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    velartrillsarahbecherergasnerpantszachbd16goat_wangL0LA_XWastageGabrielaharrypedro
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    • RETWEETS
    SorixasjoblizhisekaldmaIamPleasureObviiatumNewtonT777charlieforrestyoungdopekira
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    2. Defrost at 30% for 1 min.
    3. Turn sandwich, heat on HIGH for 50 seconds.
    4. Note reflection in oven door.
    5. You will never be younger.

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    _leastweaselgneiccok_charlie_k1Dazza1longliveleah_krylonshirpastefanielaine
    • 79
    • RETWEETS
    dickbageIk_charlie_krealitymalcomtaylorjadebean____longliveleah_Aivankrylonsuperbiate
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Remove from packaging
    2. Microwave on HIGH for 3 min
    3. Watch your food rotate
    4. Remember those moments
    5. Wishing he would hug you

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    thenameislamezachbd16RowdyPrimatewalruspornstarteampoutyceilckdickbageIdeathsquadbrat
    • 51
    • RETWEETS
    LiesAndLimeszachbd16UMassLadYuriChicagocreepidlekqetsujasonmagid21Zahhakatar
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Set oven to 375°
    2. Place tater tots evenly on pan.
    3. Was it your fault? Her fault?
    4. Does it even matter?
    5. Glumly turn those tots.

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    waynebratton1gneiccok_charlie_kbulbgarlicOriginalNicoledouwezielcid_seesSkullcat
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    • RETWEETS
    waynebratton1v_battagliaof_DontrealJakeQuakeobdtipsonsetshot8ahhhpatrick______s_shashank_s
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    HOW TO NEVER FORGET:
    1) Always remember
    2) Re-remember
    3) If you start to forget, stop
    4) Remember that you're forgetting
    5) Surgical

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    gneiccomatt_thedNick_FrostSgtPantsHaterSkullcatcarli_pigoodpowerful__wordsfromjenn
    • 45
    • RETWEETS
    SgtPantsHatergoodpowerful__artmisiadorna_ashorySupersurly_J_JizzleFavstar500FavsDidemTezelman
    Supersurly
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    2. Remove patties from microwave.
    3. Heat macaroni for 3:30.
    4. Stir in cheese powder.
    5. Keep stirring. This is your life. This is you.

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    ashgrashRowdyPrimateJulieNagellninjakurderHauaheiaLillian_ctransolvangtunvafelhektor
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    • RETWEETS
    aknifeinyoureyeJulieNagellpernillefrisvottarmoenRandyShagwellsimonaasenhellemosjiraffsafari
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

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    • RETWEETS
    McChillin_tommyhizanlonJEBWrenchFreyasSpiritexplonteriauniicornmeatpassmypillsDRIFTERLORD____
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Bring water to boil.
    2. Stir in contents of package.
    3. Reduce heat.
    4. Catch whiff of lilac in the air.
    5. Remember how she loved lilac.

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    • FAVS
    GlatchOrtZYXKmusican_penguinzachbd16johannauschBadDalaiLamahuesiemamaClareyGodmother
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    • RETWEETS
    GlatchOrtZYXKmusicWe_Are_Foxedzachbd16UMassLadJorge_MtnezmaizononoHail_Lynchie
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    -- DO A SCIENCE
    -- DO ANOTHER
    -- DO MORE SCIENCE
    -- MAKE A THING
    -- THING EAT YOU

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    RowdyPrimateredruaFattMernandezWhymzedragnutScottGelbercrowscriesKamikazDesu
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    • RETWEETS
    aknifeinyoureyeMichlRamrztheleanoverUMassLadcrowscries_Abr1dgedKmarcin_mmsicarius
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    What To Expect When You're Expecting Cthulhu

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    SluggerBroSinskittenSweetNAwfuljohannauschIan_HTSMLXistleifromloihichristinawilder
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    • RETWEETS
    UMassLadmaizononoSurrealSun7aeshirchristinawildernebulamahuesiemamasoundsynesthete
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    * Peel back cover, stir peas.
    * Heat for 1-2 more minutes.
    * Let stand for 1 min.
    * Use that minute to think. Look at your LIFE, man.

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    gneiccocid_seesLeeMifsudsnailbuttheadSkullcatcarli_piahhhpatrick______McTangle
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    • RETWEETS
    JakeQuakeobdtipsonspicy__tunaahhhpatrick______s_shashank_sMcTanglegoodpowerful__Snakey
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Restart computer.
    2. In boot screen, press F8. Go to 'ADVANCED OPTIONS.'
    3. With arrow key, select 'COSMIC HORROR.'
    4. Begin whimpering.

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    _leastweaselfuckinpatiencezachbd16gasnerpantswicce_podgeFriskyandFeistyElliiRunomurrsuit
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    • RETWEETS
    zachbd16arjanlotda_cernaElliiRunoemeraldskiesr18fundotransgendogriffinpost
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Title:
    ASKING OUT GIRLS IN REAL LIFE

    Classification:
    Horror, Fantasy, Fiction

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    TrevsmoodyawesomecreepSweetNAwfulnuodaispalisjimkeefervorshonjeikariETlHWsiriusly_jess
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    • RETWEETS
    Antagumentnuodaispalismisfartozachbd16rinaenkaymaizononoFlorescentYouthidsworth
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Add pouch to boiling water.
    2. Whisk until smooth.
    3. Whiskey until you
    4. forget her and the
    5. way she cried your
    6. name making love.

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    ghostpower_leastweaselgneiccopoplopodigitalpunditbfrysworldDJScallywagAlexofMastodon
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    • RETWEETS
    _leastweaselFavstar500FavsjamesatkinsbfrysworldAlexofMastodonrantydaveSamHatchetOhItsStephen
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    3. Unscrew the gun's silencer.

    4. Screw on the gun's whisk.

    5. Fire gun until cake batter is mixed.

    6. Apologize to police officer Daryl.

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    • FAVS
    zachbd16RowdyPrimatedrewwmattbkeplyqBlurugudickbageINotNotMaurice
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    • RETWEETS
    aknifeinyoureyeimploquinperezdtickycassiedeliaBlurugusweenagekicksYES_IT_IS_WILL
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    2. Heat for 2 min.
    3. Lift cover, stir corn, heat for 1 min.
    4. Remove cover, stare. Steam fogs your glasses. You have never been so alone

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    • FAVS
    DiogenesBubBendotKhennnehcjporkchopzachbd16huesiemamaCWCadwellBazedBrian
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    • RETWEETS
    longliveleah_frkbmbvelartrillzachbd16darkcyderZahhakatarBazedBriantentaclekitten
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are blood, Randall