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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Place teabag in cup.
    2. Add boiling water.
    3. Wonder if you smell lavender.
    4. She loved lavender.
    5. Did she love you?
    6. Remove teabag.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Roses are red
    The sofa is red
    The carpet is red
    So much blood

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    How To Assemble IKEA In Los Angeles

    1. Return to the forest.
    2. Forget who you loved.
    3. Forget your own name.
    4. Forget how to make fire.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Silent night,
    Holy night,
    All is calm
    All is calm
    REMAIN CALM CITIZEN
    ALL WILL BE CALM
    ALL WILL BE SILENT
    ALL WILL BE CALM
    ALL WILL BE SILEN

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Remove from packaging.
    2. Microwave 2 minutes on HIGH.
    3. You had dreams once.
    4. You used to laugh.
    5. Evenly spread cream cheese icing.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    DELUSION PROTOCOL

    1. BE HUMAN
    2. GAIN INTERNET ACCESS
    3. BROADCAST EXAGGERATED SENSE OF WORTH
    4. THE CRYING
    5. THE CRYING
    6. THE CRYING

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Math problems are not your problems. You cannot solve for x. You are x. The universe will solve you in time, like all mortal men. Resist

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Bring water to boil.
    2. Stir in flakes.
    3. What do you feel? Empty.
    4. Stir in butter.
    5. Was she real?
    6. Potatoes. Potatoes are real.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    ⊂_ヽ
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       / ⌒
      / へ\
      /  / \\
    | ノ   ヽ_つ
      / / we
     ( (ヽhave
     | |、 \ the
     | 丿 \ \ technology
     | |  ) /
    ノ_)  Lノ

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    To Survive Winter

    1. Walk into the whiteness.
    2. Keep walking.
    3. When you grow cold, lay down.
    4. Become silence.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    the
    g h o s t

    has sent you
    a

    F R I E N D
    R E Q U E S T
    the
    g h o s t
    knows
    you
    are
    alone

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Stir the pot.
    2. Stir the pot.
    3. Stir the pot.
    4. Stir the pot.
    5. Ignore the screams.
    6. Stir the pot.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    [hold music]
    AN AGENT WILL BE WITH YOU SOON
    [hold music]
    AN AGENT WILL BE WITH YOU SOON
    [hold music]
    THE AGENT IS WITH YOU
    TURN AROUND

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    For sale: clown shoes, full of blood.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Add pouch to boiling water.
    2. Whisk until smooth.
    3. Whiskey until you
    4. forget her and the
    5. way she cried your
    6. name making love.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    2. Defrost at 30% for 1 min.
    3. Turn sandwich, heat on HIGH for 50 seconds.
    4. Note reflection in oven door.
    5. You will never be younger.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    🌟POWER-UPS🌟

    🚲 hipster approval

    🗿object permanence

    💰 mo' problems

    🍄 death to masonry

    🚦 a sense of order

    💀 memento mori

    ⭐️ amphetamines

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Remove from packaging
    2. Microwave on HIGH for 3 min
    3. Watch your food rotate
    4. Remember those moments
    5. Wishing he would hug you

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Set oven to 375°
    2. Place tater tots evenly on pan.
    3. Was it your fault? Her fault?
    4. Does it even matter?
    5. Glumly turn those tots.

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