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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Place teabag in cup.
    2. Add boiling water.
    3. Wonder if you smell lavender.
    4. She loved lavender.
    5. Did she love you?
    6. Remove teabag.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Roses are red
    The sofa is red
    The carpet is red
    So much blood

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    How To Assemble IKEA In Los Angeles

    1. Return to the forest.
    2. Forget who you loved.
    3. Forget your own name.
    4. Forget how to make fire.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Place over medium heat.
    2. Remember her.
    3. Slowly stir in the butter.
    4. The sound of her laughter.
    5. Add the onions.
    6. Her sweetness.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Silent night,
    Holy night,
    All is calm
    All is calm
    REMAIN CALM CITIZEN
    ALL WILL BE CALM
    ALL WILL BE SILENT
    ALL WILL BE CALM
    ALL WILL BE SILEN

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Remove from packaging.
    2. Microwave 2 minutes on HIGH.
    3. You had dreams once.
    4. You used to laugh.
    5. Evenly spread cream cheese icing.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    A P O C A L Y P S E
    ⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩
    A P E P S Y C O L A

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Math problems are not your problems. You cannot solve for x. You are x. The universe will solve you in time, like all mortal men. Resist

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    ⊂_ヽ
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       / ⌒
      / へ\
      /  / \\
    | ノ   ヽ_つ
      / / we
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     | 丿 \ \ technology
     | |  ) /
    ノ_)  Lノ

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Place pizza on center rack.
    2. Remember her shampoo?
    3. It smelled liked a clean forest.
    4. She's gone now.
    5. All gone
    6. Go back to bed

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    DELUSION PROTOCOL

    1. BE HUMAN
    2. GAIN INTERNET ACCESS
    3. BROADCAST EXAGGERATED SENSE OF WORTH
    4. THE CRYING
    5. THE CRYING
    6. THE CRYING

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Bring water to boil.
    2. Stir in flakes.
    3. What do you feel? Empty.
    4. Stir in butter.
    5. Was she real?
    6. Potatoes. Potatoes are real.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    To Survive Winter

    1. Walk into the whiteness.
    2. Keep walking.
    3. When you grow cold, lay down.
    4. Become silence.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    How To Be A Ghost

    1. Stop being meat.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    the
    g h o s t

    has sent you
    a

    F R I E N D
    R E Q U E S T
    the
    g h o s t
    knows
    you
    are
    alone

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Stir the pot.
    2. Stir the pot.
    3. Stir the pot.
    4. Stir the pot.
    5. Ignore the screams.
    6. Stir the pot.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    [hold music]
    AN AGENT WILL BE WITH YOU SOON
    [hold music]
    AN AGENT WILL BE WITH YOU SOON
    [hold music]
    THE AGENT IS WITH YOU
    TURN AROUND

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    19. Don't be lonely, the ghosts are always there.
    20. Always

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    A P O C A L Y P S E
    P O C A L Y P S E
    O C A L Y P S E
    C A L Y P S E
    A L Y P S E
    L Y P S E
    Y P S E
    P S E
    S E
    E

    mmm, Pepsi™

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    For sale: clown shoes, full of blood.

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