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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Gift @manual_txt Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Place over medium heat.
    2. Remember her.
    3. Slowly stir in the butter.
    4. The sound of her laughter.
    5. Add the onions.
    6. Her sweetness.

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Roses are red
    The sofa is red
    The carpet is red
    So much blood

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    How To Assemble IKEA In Los Angeles

    1. Return to the forest.
    2. Forget who you loved.
    3. Forget your own name.
    4. Forget how to make fire.

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Silent night,
    Holy night,
    All is calm
    All is calm
    REMAIN CALM CITIZEN
    ALL WILL BE CALM
    ALL WILL BE SILENT
    ALL WILL BE CALM
    ALL WILL BE SILEN

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Remove from packaging.
    2. Microwave 2 minutes on HIGH.
    3. You had dreams once.
    4. You used to laugh.
    5. Evenly spread cream cheese icing.

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    A P O C A L Y P S E
    ⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩
    A P E P S Y C O L A

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Math problems are not your problems. You cannot solve for x. You are x. The universe will solve you in time, like all mortal men. Resist

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    cancel me cancel
    me cancel me cancel me
    cancel me cancel me cancel
    me cancel me cancel me cancel me
    cancel me cancel me cancel me cancel me

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    ⊂_ヽ
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      / へ\
      /  / \\
    | ノ   ヽ_つ
      / / we
     ( (ヽhave
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     | 丿 \ \ technology
     | |  ) /
    ノ_)  Lノ

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    How To Be A Ghost

    1. Stop being meat.

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Place pizza on center rack.
    2. Remember her shampoo?
    3. It smelled liked a clean forest.
    4. She's gone now.
    5. All gone
    6. Go back to bed

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    DELUSION PROTOCOL

    1. BE HUMAN
    2. GAIN INTERNET ACCESS
    3. BROADCAST EXAGGERATED SENSE OF WORTH
    4. THE CRYING
    5. THE CRYING
    6. THE CRYING

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    Operators Manual @manual_txt

    THIS IS THE WAY THE URL ENDS
    THIS IS THE WAY THE URL
    ENDS
    THIS IS THE WAY THE URL ENDS
    Not with an interrobang but an ampersand

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Welcome to

    F U N E R A L
    C A M P

    Embalming Workshops
    Coffin Safety 101
    Decorum & Giggling
    Counselor login
    Cadaver donation? Click here

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    SPEAK CONFIDENTLY TO THE GHOSTS, CITIZEN
    SPEAK CONFIDENTLY TO THE GHOSTS, CITIZEN
    SPEAK CONFIDENTLY TO THE GHOSTS, CITIZEN

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    6. Beat eggs.
    6. BEAT THEM HARDER.
    6. HAIL SATAN

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    1. Bring water to boil.
    2. Stir in flakes.
    3. What do you feel? Empty.
    4. Stir in butter.
    5. Was she real?
    6. Potatoes. Potatoes are real.

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    To Survive Winter

    1. Walk into the whiteness.
    2. Keep walking.
    3. When you grow cold, lay down.
    4. Become silence.

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    CITIZEN, YOU ARE A MACHINE THAT MAKES MISTAKES
    CITIZEN, YOU ARE A MACHINE THAT MAKES MISTAKES
    CITIZEN, YOU ARE A MACHINE THAT MAKES MISTAKES

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