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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Gift @manual_txt Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Place over medium heat.
    2. Remember her.
    3. Slowly stir in the butter.
    4. The sound of her laughter.
    5. Add the onions.
    6. Her sweetness.

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Roses are red
    The sofa is red
    The carpet is red
    So much blood

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    How To Assemble IKEA In Los Angeles

    1. Return to the forest.
    2. Forget who you loved.
    3. Forget your own name.
    4. Forget how to make fire.

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Silent night,
    Holy night,
    All is calm
    All is calm
    REMAIN CALM CITIZEN
    ALL WILL BE CALM
    ALL WILL BE SILENT
    ALL WILL BE CALM
    ALL WILL BE SILEN

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Remove from packaging.
    2. Microwave 2 minutes on HIGH.
    3. You had dreams once.
    4. You used to laugh.
    5. Evenly spread cream cheese icing.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    A P O C A L Y P S E
    ⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩⇩
    A P E P S Y C O L A

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Math problems are not your problems. You cannot solve for x. You are x. The universe will solve you in time, like all mortal men. Resist

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    cancel me cancel
    me cancel me cancel me
    cancel me cancel me cancel
    me cancel me cancel me cancel me
    cancel me cancel me cancel me cancel me

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    How To Be A Ghost

    1. Stop being meat.

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Place pizza on center rack.
    2. Remember her shampoo?
    3. It smelled liked a clean forest.
    4. She's gone now.
    5. All gone
    6. Go back to bed

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    DELUSION PROTOCOL

    1. BE HUMAN
    2. GAIN INTERNET ACCESS
    3. BROADCAST EXAGGERATED SENSE OF WORTH
    4. THE CRYING
    5. THE CRYING
    6. THE CRYING

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    SPEAK CONFIDENTLY TO THE GHOSTS, CITIZEN
    SPEAK CONFIDENTLY TO THE GHOSTS, CITIZEN
    SPEAK CONFIDENTLY TO THE GHOSTS, CITIZEN

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    6. Beat eggs.
    6. BEAT THEM HARDER.
    6. HAIL SATAN

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Bring water to boil.
    2. Stir in flakes.
    3. What do you feel? Empty.
    4. Stir in butter.
    5. Was she real?
    6. Potatoes. Potatoes are real.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    To Survive Winter

    1. Walk into the whiteness.
    2. Keep walking.
    3. When you grow cold, lay down.
    4. Become silence.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    the
    g h o s t

    has sent you
    a

    F R I E N D
    R E Q U E S T
    the
    g h o s t
    knows
    you
    are
    alone

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Stir the pot.
    2. Stir the pot.
    3. Stir the pot.
    4. Stir the pot.
    5. Ignore the screams.
    6. Stir the pot.

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      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    - ribeye
    - rosemary
    - thyme
    - shallots
    - tomatoes
    - olive oil
    - asparagus
    - fresh pasta
    - remember
    - her
    - laugh
    - and
    - feel
    - so
    - alone

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