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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Place teabag in cup.
    2. Add boiling water.
    3. Wonder if you smell lavender.
    4. She loved lavender.
    5. Did she love you?
    6. Remove teabag.

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    de_ladeeNickOzzLandon_BropeznotgunterJennaraterdearrdeerH2OLizardmkm118
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Remove from packaging.
    2. Microwave 2 minutes on HIGH.
    3. You had dreams once.
    4. You used to laugh.
    5. Evenly spread cream cheese icing.

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    EenfidelOk_BudKellyeFinedarth__mouthTheRealDerryBihatethisokiceduschrissalzman
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    • RETWEETS
    beefhuddleNicklepicklepusStevenRosiakylelatinoMarc_The_MarvelvsRobotsIanNotEanPatrickZircher
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Math problems are not your problems. You cannot solve for x. You are x. The universe will solve you in time, like all mortal men. Resist

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    mrrrmaiddrockbotOldWorldOrioleCheldonMcQueenkayladobbs13atanenhauskamiekaymee__MlleShelbyMcKay
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    • RETWEETS
    dickbageImuppinessOldWorldOrioleaj_makesbutterwolfShannonMCwhirteDebs_Brownpantsahoy
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    DELUSION PROTOCOL

    1. BE HUMAN
    2. GAIN INTERNET ACCESS
    3. BROADCAST EXAGGERATED SENSE OF WORTH
    4. THE CRYING
    5. THE CRYING
    6. THE CRYING

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    coldvaccinesabetcoJoeTamayoEddyCwdryohmygod666vageliJess4yawvilify
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    coldvaccines6eyedpatriciabudiunsnarlingCoolyCMcGcouchdwellerelsaPelsjasmcknick85
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

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    ノ_)  Lノ

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    miiruwamuSulidaesyJonathan_HooperTimothy_Wealfeanor11386eyedmatteppgilgilgil
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    • RETWEETS
    official_etihwEmergencyBattleKele_keloSkittlesRiceofficialeticalbCubsbaneichirouirabuJonathan_Hooper
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    the
    g h o s t

    has sent you
    a

    F R I E N D
    R E Q U E S T
    the
    g h o s t
    knows
    you
    are
    alone

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    PeterImportkitchenflailsanjali_manAshleyzalceilckSinskittenjustahoodieparoloparolo
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    • RETWEETS
    cortexplosionsamberleymadisonLiesAndLimessetogarbageLeeHarvey13UMassLadMessKaerileiaisalie
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Add pouch to boiling water.
    2. Whisk until smooth.
    3. Whiskey until you
    4. forget her and the
    5. way she cried your
    6. name making love.

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    EenfidelhellotimesoneMAW_VTchrstnerodetraderdadpaisleyevitsthomsondylanwaslike
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    paisleyevpuffinsHekiliCaseadilabustinplatesvoraciousbrain_leastweaselFavstar500Favs
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    🌟POWER-UPS🌟

    🚲 hipster approval

    🗿object permanence

    💰 mo' problems

    🍄 death to masonry

    🚦 a sense of order

    💀 memento mori

    ⭐️ amphetamines

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    owlpelletzvelartrillsarahbecherergasnerpantssetogarbagegoat_wangL0LA_XWastageGabriela
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    • RETWEETS
    NISHIKlNOjoblizhisekaldmaIamPleasureObviiatumNewtonT777charlieforrestyoungdopekira
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    2. Defrost at 30% for 1 min.
    3. Turn sandwich, heat on HIGH for 50 seconds.
    4. Note reflection in oven door.
    5. You will never be younger.

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    dickbageIk_charlie_krealitymalcomtaylorjadebean____longliveleah_Aivankrylonsuperbiate
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Remove from packaging
    2. Microwave on HIGH for 3 min
    3. Watch your food rotate
    4. Remember those moments
    5. Wishing he would hug you

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    thenameislamesetogarbageRowdyPrimatewalruspornstarteampoutyceilckdickbageIdeathsquadbrat
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    LiesAndLimessetogarbageUMassLadYuriChicagocreepidleketsvbanjasonmagid21Zahhakatar
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Set oven to 375°
    2. Place tater tots evenly on pan.
    3. Was it your fault? Her fault?
    4. Does it even matter?
    5. Glumly turn those tots.

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    HOW TO NEVER FORGET:
    1) Always remember
    2) Re-remember
    3) If you start to forget, stop
    4) Remember that you're forgetting
    5) Surgical

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    2. Remove patties from microwave.
    3. Heat macaroni for 3:30.
    4. Stir in cheese powder.
    5. Keep stirring. This is your life. This is you.

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    EenfidelashgrashRowdyPrimateJulieNagellninjakurderHauaheiaLillian_ctransolvangtun
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    • RETWEETS
    aknifeinyoureyeJulieNagellpernillefrisvottarmoenRandyShagwellsimonaasenhellemosjiraffsafari
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    3.141592653589793238462643383279502884THEY6DIE93SLOW5IN097494459230THE6406286208998628034825342117067END148086513282306647093844609550582231

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    • RETWEETS
    McChillin_tommyhizanlonJEBWrenchFreyasSpiritcortexplosionsuniicornmeatpassmypillsDRIFTERLORD____
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    1. Bring water to boil.
    2. Stir in contents of package.
    3. Reduce heat.
    4. Catch whiff of lilac in the air.
    5. Remember how she loved lilac.

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    GlatchOrtZYXKmusican_penguinsetogarbagejohannauschBadDalaiLamahuesiemamaClareyGodmother
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    GlatchOrtZYXKmusicWe_Are_FoxedsetogarbageUMassLadJorge_MtnezmaizononoHail_Lynchie
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    -- DO A SCIENCE
    -- DO ANOTHER
    -- DO MORE SCIENCE
    -- MAKE A THING
    -- THING EAT YOU

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    EenfidelRowdyPrimateredruaFattMernandezWhymzedragnutScottGelbercrowscries
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    aknifeinyoureyeMichlRamrztheleanoverUMassLadcrowscries_Abr1dgedKmarcin_mmsicarius
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    Title:
    ASKING OUT GIRLS IN REAL LIFE

    Classification:
    Horror, Fantasy, Fiction

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    rooneytbhAllPoliTicksericspratlingEenfidelDiogenesBubmeowrobotFantasyLifeRDTTrevsmoody
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    ericspratlingEenfidelcr1901zacaj_velartrillAntagumentnuodaispalisemoclit
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    (•_•)
    <) )╯JUST
    / \

    \(•_•)
    ( (> STOP
    / \

    (•_•)
    <) )> BELIEVIN'
    / \

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    omibaloneymalloc8babymocinada3monEenfidelCro_Fans_UKLex_is_HidingYoshuaDavis
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    • RETWEETS
    juniperineumdrseussonheroinasukaIangIeyOuroboros_EyesFoodmancingscience_dietTineHaleyskiddysmith
  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    What To Expect When You're Expecting Cthulhu

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  • manual_txt
      Operators Manual @manual_txt

    2. Heat for 2 min.
    3. Lift cover, stir corn, heat for 1 min.
    4. Remove cover, stare. Steam fogs your glasses. You have never been so alone

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