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Twitter! Send me a flatmate, or some1 who wants a charming 2 bed in Wandsworth. £780 dbl room or £1425 the whole shebang. Av 1/12/13 Thanks!
Women, any time you're angered by a man, just remember: you have one thing they'll never have.
THE POWER OF FLIGHT
*rises into the air*
I remember when twitter used to stop at midnight & there'd just be a picture of Stephen Fry writing 'Fifty Shades of Grey' on a blackboard.
Why are sweaty people always trying to push over lampposts in the park? They never succeed.
How middle class are you? Count the types of vinegar you have, multiply by types of sugar, & add herbal tea box count.
I favourite you, but I'm not *in* favourite with you.
Whenever I cycle through central London at rush hour, I'm reminded of an old, old Irish proverb my grandmother used to say: "don't".
"Sorry I'm late, STORM. Train cancelled." "Louise, you cycle in." "Yeah the bus was cancelled too." "You're wearing cycling gear." "Storm."
Non-mad person seeks room, SW London, from end of month. £550ish PCM ideal, rest can be paid in lemon drizzle cake. Around Fri Sat to view!
Apparently they've closed Edinburgh Castle because of the weather. It'd obviously have stood up well against marauding soldiers, then.
"I'm sorry, but your current session has timed out due to inactivity." That's what I want on my gravestone.
How romantic that song is depends on which type of birds suddenly appear. Hens: odd. Geese: terrifying. Seagulls: run for the hills.
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ENOUGH. I am fully Buzzfed. I am not Buzzhungry.
A leaf just flew up to me & it was all like, "yeeeeeah I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody" & I was like, nah.