A friend asked the Safeway bakery for a cake with SF Giants theme & colors. She got it, word for word. pic.twitter.com/YuDFxcIFeV

Watched a mom in a Subaru get handed an iPad, auth an in-app purchase and hand it back before the light turned green. Whitest thing ever?

And even if it wasn’t my name, who gives a flying fuck? Oh, creepy Google gives a fuck. Lots and lots of fucks.

.@google I’m not sending you shit. Go fuck yourself.

So @google has decided that Josh Centers isn’t a real name and will lock my account unless I send a copy of my driver’s license.

@marcoarment You *BOUGHT* BMW of Mamaroneck ??

“you're going to spend more than a dollar on a bookmark, you might as well just use the dollar.”

@marcoarment Don’t waste your time with a kit faucet. <ducking>

@marcoarment just ask Google!*

* Assuming all of your friends are also using google and "1+"ing their favorite plumbers.

You have to hand it to HP: Nobody surpasses their beyond shameless copying of the Macbook's industrial design pic.twitter.com/9AR1AtwBhN

Rule Of Software: Things that never happen often do

"Said nobody, ever" - an unfunny person, constantly

@marcoarment Marco, why do you personally hate Tesla owners httpee dot slash slash hacker news dot marco hates people dot html

@caseyliss @marcoarment There’s a lot of BS about what has been repaid.  http://cl.ly/P94k 

@mikeycampbell81 @marcoarment this loan was not the same as the automaker bailout

Issue 17 is out! Articles by @benbajarin, @hullosandyallen, @venividiedi, @mattlatmatt, and @emckean.

Free preview:  http://the-magazine.org/17/editors-note 

muting the word “pronounced” indefinitely

Update. I asked the @nytimes why they have legal grounds to tell us to take down @scrollkit's claim. They respond:  https://medium.com/meta/503b9c22080b …

@jordanmerrick @marcoarment It’s a Good thing you weren’t Giving Gifts to a Greek Guy!

@marcoarment So I'm sipping Gin with my friend George whilst watching a show on German Geography when I hear GIF is being pronounced wrong?