My teacher just laughed in my face during my Spanish oral exam when she asked who a famous person from Guadalajara is and I said Ugly Betty

Lindsay Lohan's new lawyer is a goblin from Gringotts? pic.twitter.com/K6Xjm8nv

Speaking of which, my teacher IS Barbra Streisand from that movie

If I had a nickel for every time "tho" or "doe" came up on my timeline tho

Is it possible that the reason Blue Ivy Carter hasn't been brought into public is because she inherited Jay-Z's face? :S awkward

One day I'll probably have to face the consequences of dancing in the shower. But until then...

As if I accidentally typed "to infinity and beyonce"

So thoughtful of my mom to send me a photo while im at work of my brother and sister tanning by the pool: "this is what you're missing xo"

I need an Amanda Bynes emoji

Is it rock bottom when you don't have enough money on your debit to buy a burrito?

UMMM thank Julie Andrews. Where would you be without princess diaries???? #Oscars2013

Bradley: Is that Oprah? Me: No, it's Queen Latifah. Bradley: Queen KALIFAH?! #Oscars2013

Honestly it's disrespectful to turn off missy elliott in the middle of a song

Currently dying watching a couple of forest hill housewives "discreetly" smoking a joint in one of their BMWs.

Brothels being legalized in Ontario makes up for the fact that we don't have Disneyland.

Happy Birthday to the best and most entertaining sister anyone could ever ask for 😘 @sydneymarcovici

All the way from the basement I can hear @sydneymarcovici 's evil cackling. So embarrassing (for her)😞

Can I start fresh in terms of resolutions now that it's chinese new year?

Dad decides to address everyone's issues over dinner: Bradley's attitude, Syd not getting into uni yet, and apparently that I drink too much

My biggest fear is probably thinking my headphones are in and then finding out everyone on the subway can hear that I'm listening to Glee