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My teacher just laughed in my face during my Spanish oral exam when she asked who a famous person from Guadalajara is and I said Ugly Betty
Speaking of which, my teacher IS Barbra Streisand from that movie
If I had a nickel for every time "tho" or "doe" came up on my timeline tho
Is it possible that the reason Blue Ivy Carter hasn't been brought into public is because she inherited Jay-Z's face? :S awkward
One day I'll probably have to face the consequences of dancing in the shower. But until then...
As if I accidentally typed "to infinity and beyonce"
So thoughtful of my mom to send me a photo while im at work of my brother and sister tanning by the pool: "this is what you're missing xo"
I need an Amanda Bynes emoji
Is it rock bottom when you don't have enough money on your debit to buy a burrito?
Honestly it's disrespectful to turn off missy elliott in the middle of a song
Currently dying watching a couple of forest hill housewives "discreetly" smoking a joint in one of their BMWs.
Brothels being legalized in Ontario makes up for the fact that we don't have Disneyland.
Can I start fresh in terms of resolutions now that it's chinese new year?
Dad decides to address everyone's issues over dinner: Bradley's attitude, Syd not getting into uni yet, and apparently that I drink too much
My biggest fear is probably thinking my headphones are in and then finding out everyone on the subway can hear that I'm listening to Glee