Man, there really IS a website for EVERYTHING: http://hotchicksinbatmanshirts.tumblr.com/

iMessage has delivered maybe 1 in 10 messages this week. On the plus side, I'm having a very quiet, productive week!

@melodychia Some douche in an Audi ran over, killed a girl at 雍和宫. Forward a 微博 about it. Red 京 plates = instant harmonisation I guess.

Twitter: "Hmm… too many people like us and use our service. Let's turn off major feature areas and cut API limits in half." Good biz model.

WTF? McDonald’s in London doesn’t have Shamrock Shakes? Argh! Fail!!

The Meat Industry Now Consumes Four-Fifths of All Antibiotics  http://m.motherjones.com/tom-philpott/2013/02/meat-industry-still-gorging-antibiotics …

Cool gmail trick: Search for [Larger:20M] to see all email messages bigger than that size. What's wasting all your space?

@stevestreza If you're flying @united, 12 seasons might not be enough (¬_¬)

Need somewhere to park our canoes. MT @markmackinnon Ottawa looks to Singapore as potential "hub" for military in Asia: http://t.co/1O0ddPGY

@crumbsey Whenever I see a kid point in my direction and yell "外国人！" now, I turn around, look frightened and yell "哪里？"

Forget, art, architecture, The Renaissance, or open society — Nutella is Europe's most important contribution to the modern world.

THIS is why 18 people walked past the little girl. Please temper your outrage at them against the reality in China: http://t.co/neTrKgaw

Oh god, because of time zones, I'm going to be seeing all this April Fools crap until like 3pm tomorrow .... aaaaaah.

@lukelewis @streetviewfunny @hillyfoz @fryan not google street view. Some guy w an iPhone in panorama mode.

Hanging out at a pub in London. Why is there so much hockey stuff and a giant stuffed moose head on the wall? pic.twitter.com/L5GxMIrLF3

First time on the Eurostar through the Chunnel. Day trip to Paris. Not bad lah.

Dear every store in England: it’s -2°C out. There’s a reason nobody is buying sundresses and Capri pants. pic.twitter.com/J5ZWLgI9wz

Post on weibo: Guy receives parcel w air-bag packing. Air-bags say "MADE IN CANADA". Guy opens bags and inhales air "AAAAH, so clean". ^_^

@beijingdou @missxq @maggierauch Shooped, but still pretty funny ^_^

@gravitycollapse @melodychia @beijingboyce @landay And call it "Repulse™. A new fragrance, by Melody in C" …