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Saw a hipster bum a cigarette off Geoffrey Rush tonight. Solid brass balls.
Uber, but for getting someone to take your washing in before it rains while you’re at work.
TAKE OUR BLOOD MONEY OR ELSE
What idiot called it impotence and not willy-nilly
Still not convinced that reindeer are real. Fake man, fake wife, fake workers, a flying sleigh, but the lies end there? Yeah, ok. Sure.
Trainer at the gym said he’s going to get me lifting more than the guys soon. Bring it the fuck on.
This string orchestra I'm managing today has an excitingly broad definition of what an A should sound like.
Dear the general public,
Walk faster you cunts.
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Oh, they’re chefs. This makes more sense.
“An evening with Amanda Palmer” hahaha no thanks
Pretty vague. Likes crosswords.
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