MacBook Air, MacBook Water, MacBook Earth, MacBook Fire

avoiding eye contact because I don’t wanna get into any pokémon battles right now

how come remixes don't have someone yelling "reeeeeeeeemix" in the song anymore. how are we supposed to know now

idk what type of feminist I am. grass-type, I guess.

95% of drawing an ear is making stuff up

hoodies are the pizza of clothing

The problem with video games is basically that they are more fun than anything else.

NO OTHER PLANET HAS POTATOES. THINK ABOUT IT.

can we skip the awkwardness and go straight to me being mean to you in a cute way

A couch is a bed for a person who is sad.

Humans are big bags of feelings.

drawing tip: everything is made up of differently shaped cats. a person is about as tall as 7-and-a-half cats

who unfollows someone on CHRISTMAS

VIDEO GAMES ARE DREAMS YOU CAN PLAY

Whenever I lose a follower, I’m like, “it’s okay. They probably just died.” ???????

nerds are now called BRAIN JOCKS

Growing up means realizing Scott Pilgrim is a jerk and Enid Coleslaw is a jerk too

Game of Thrones is basically me in high school. Getting mad at everybody and yelling, "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS. I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS."

Please Stop Encouraging Your Local Ska Band

being alive is out of my comfort zone