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Waiting at airport dressed in full Santa outfit to surprise family. Have never looked so simultaneously adorable and insane.
I know it's late notice, but I'm on Louie tonight. THIS TWEET IS ANOTHER GREAT JOB AT SELF PROMOTION! Good job Maria! Love, Maria
You guys, I'm on new girl tonight. For my friends who currently don't have power, it's probably worth stealing a generator for.
When I google myself, I see the obituaries for other "Maria Thayer"s and know that life is short and i shouldn't spend it googling myself.
It looks like all the meteor injuries were from auto accidents caused by people filming it while driving.