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Waiting at airport dressed in full Santa outfit to surprise family. Have never looked so simultaneously adorable and insane.

I know it's late notice, but I'm on Louie tonight. THIS TWEET IS ANOTHER GREAT JOB AT SELF PROMOTION! Good job Maria! Love, Maria

Last day on set with the inimitable @tvsandydaly. #Review pic.twitter.com/RHvc6TB9

A few recent searches. I am obviously one messed up individual. pic.twitter.com/69q3bIzx

You guys, I'm on new girl tonight. For my friends who currently don't have power, it's probably worth stealing a generator for.

When I google myself, I see the obituaries for other "Maria Thayer"s and know that life is short and i shouldn't spend it googling myself.

Another episode of Pilot Season starring @secunda and @seanconroy! http://t.co/tV5TNWmD

One of my favorite auditions from pilot season. http://t.co/9gqYThK4

RT @jessethorn: Plenty of fun ( & feelings) in this week's #JJGo w Maria Thayer - Eagle Heart & Strangers With Candy): http://t.co/meH8Oln1

This was a weird one.  http://goo.gl/lUiWH  @lafleurjennifer @kurtbraunohler @andyblitz #pilotseason

Sometimes you just nail it!  http://goo.gl/zKZR9  #pilotseason

Hollywood is hard, friends.  http://goo.gl/iVs12  #pilotseason

It looks like all the meteor injuries were from auto accidents caused by people filming it while driving.

“@illeanarama: Shooting The Marc Maron show with @mariathayer http://t.co/18H0sW63”. Picture taken for @toddlevin

Another one of my pilot auditions. http://t.co/vURgrHHf

Segregated fountains at SLC. http://twitpic.com/5qo9a6

@dboz happy new year to you!

@justbartender YOU WERE THE BEST AND MADE OUR NIGHT!! IM SORRY IM SHOUTING BUT THAT'S HOW MUCH I MEAN IT!!

Happy birthday to my pals @janiehaddad, @andy_richter and Jonas Salk! You are all wonderful people!