U know u ghetto when your neighbor asks to borrow HOT water..

Yo Mama so black, she leave fingerprints on Oreo cookies...

DELL just released the new computer named "Magic Johnson"; it works faster & sufficient after it catches a "virus".

I hate people the misspel evarything..

Im starting to think earth isnt the only planet thats round..

twitter will catch the 2nd suspect. Twitter is everywhere. Twitter is everybody. We are a large network of intelligence. We own the planet!

Trapped In The Closet was so fake. Everybody knows cops arent black...

Bugs having a duel...the old fashioned way... #WhatYouSeeInTheGhetto pic.twitter.com/nSYpE2uPss

Your into fitness? Well, how bout fitness Dick in yo mouth..

Its that simple... if you see the tornado, just move your trailer out of the way...

we are defined by how well we get up after we fall...

Wear Blue... Its World #Autism Awareness Day. #WAAD

I cant believe she unfollowed me bcuz of my foul language & naked pics.. i'll still love her. Shes my grandmother. <3<3

What wine would you recommend if the beef might actually be horse??

How does a tree get on the internet?....... It logs in..

Day 41 on Bathsalts...

What if gravity was a form of love,from her core,Earth was holding u to her,whispering in ur ear,"I'll never let u go,We're in this 2gether"

I want a full sleeve temporary henna tattoo... Bcuz the PTA meeting is next week...

I have an idea for a new social media.. I came up with the name "myspace". pretty catchy right? Thanks for the support evryone..

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