Control the biscuits, and you control the workplace

@wastingpaper THAT's how your boiled egg turned out?!

@wastingpaper STV, 1am, Late Night Wordplay With Wastingpaper, Subtitles, HD

@spoiled_apples it's so sad =(

@wastingpaper sweet

It seems that Thingiverse is down.

@caronbarr I can't even tell what that is, but I want it

@stegdoc okay, if it's for Mogwai I can kinda deal with it

@stegdoc here I believe:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zR3F88MXWJI …

@donglord69 NO. FUCKING. WAY.

@wastingpaper 160months = around 13 years

@officialfoxnews I like it

@speelingmstake “@nekopic_bot: http://t.co/d07VA67F”

@speelingmstake a small fly watched, horrified, as Miss Kitty ate a small child

@spoiled_apples whoa, that is one badass hamster

@spoiled_apples yeh, maybe you should put a lock on biscuit's cage or something...

Check it out: 148 Old Stage Road, East Brunswick, New Jersey. Street view. Enter the void.

@itssdanii that's the cutest thing I've heard in a while

I want to buy a big chocolate bar and take a huge bite out of the corner (i.e. not eat it one square at a time).

@wastingpaper no. Fucking. Way. How?! I don't even... *typing furiously into calculator* *head explodes*