@alexxdelano Taking a shower; then realizing you need to take a dump. -___- It's like, are you kidding me? -__- #epictweets

Love Charmed & @hdonoho? Seen this http://twitvid.com/RUDXB? You have..well watch it again! (thanks to the awesomeness that is @alexxdelano)

@michelleilic Return to #OldTwitter with this link http://twitter.com/account/use_phx?setting=false #NewTwitter (ReTweet & share)

ROTFLMAO!!! Right not @_andreav_ is rich, @lissybluebell has Adam Levine in cuffs and @smaaashhh jumping on Tom Selleck #twitterafterdark

Oh great...ant loving, worm saving, meat eaters! @jeannettexoxoxo & @lissybluebell

#FF @ohacousticheart @smashleyloflin @lonikaylove @alexxdelano @rennaechelon @hlt4bama @vodka_bitchh @clairesayswhat @ne3lly

Finally a way to remove that stupid "Who To Follow" crap http://j.mp/bRKORJ (thanks for the RT @hlt4bama) :)

Map of the fire http://t.co/aUGEf0Kw #washoefire

#IWonderIfTwitterUsersWouldRepostAHashTagThatWasExactlyOneHundredAndFortyCharactersFrequentlyEnoughThatItWouldBecomeAWorldwideTrendingTopic?

@sesaluna Cool...my iPod is overheating :)

@drop_of_jupiter Expression doesn't make you a victim. Hang in there :)

@karakazoo That would be smegma residue http://t.co/WmDtuqx LMAO!!!

@drunkslut My penis is classified as TOP SECRET...I could tell you , but then I'd have to kill you :)

@kariflack I've opened a ticket and Twitter says they are working on it. Access lists here for now http://t.co/gChlr88

When you get an "oh my" from @aubs89 you know you're tweeting some good stuff :)

If you can't beat em, join em...right? Nothing a bottle of Captain Morgans can't cure! #IDGAF

@drunkslut Nope YummyHubby is available and all yours

On behalf of us decent guys out there, I apologize to all the women that have to deal such douchebag men. #gentlemendoexist

♫ And don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore - You lost the love I loved the most ♪ http://t.co/zmO8Wuh Amazing song!

So beautiful & yet so sad http://t.co/nlK68K0 RIP Allison Bayliss...you won't be forgotten!