Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Homophobia: a condition that crops up in men when they finally meet the one guy they would turn for
TURN SIGNALS INFORM PEOPLE THAT YOU *WILL BE* TURNING, NOT THAT YOU’RE MID-TURN.
Is there a reason why all you jackasses have to post shitty spoilers from episodes that JUST aired? Can you maybe wait one goddamn week?
Okay, so the Jawbone Up? Kind of super amazing.
I want to watch Interstellar at the highest possible volume ever.
I’m not even kidding, but someone just woofed at me in Starbucks. Stay classy, guys.
foodie &goober &lyric maker upper &fiancé to @englishmuffins he's the peanut butter to my jelly.
Like @markremarks’ tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!