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Homophobia: a condition that crops up in men when they finally meet the one guy they would turn for
TURN SIGNALS INFORM PEOPLE THAT YOU *WILL BE* TURNING, NOT THAT YOU’RE MID-TURN.
Is there a reason why all you jackasses have to post shitty spoilers from episodes that JUST aired? Can you maybe wait one goddamn week?
Okay, so the Jawbone Up? Kind of super amazing.
The amount of hatred in this country is just ridiculous. Love each other, respect each other, and hope for the happiness of others.
OH. EM. GEE. The Google Maps car just drove by. Excuse me while I completely geek out and fangirl.
INSTAGRAM IS NOT THE PLACE FOR PANORAMAS.
I kind of have to see The Dark Knight Rises again...
My dad just referred to my mom’s George Foreman grill as her George Foreskin. #omgkillme
I hate most gay men. They're all slutty, selfish assholes. This is why I don't have gay friends and why I don't trust any either.
Can someone tell the gays to calm the f down about American Horror Story?
Oh great. I’m so happy that the gays of the universe are working their way into a frothy frenzy over Gaga again. FML
If I see something that I know plenty of other people are going to want to see, I don't blast details of it on the damn Internet. Dicks.
Sometimes I just like to say things that cause @englishmuffins to wonder what's wrong with me.