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''Can you send me back the nude I sent you 4 years ago I need it for thinspiration''
''Do you wanna have this conversation later when you're not so dramatic?''
Who would you rather do - Shrek or Lord Farquaad
There's no worse betrayal than finding out your friends got Panera without you
I'm treated as a circus freak because I have one short thumb
I'll never forget the dogs I met today
Just crouched under a hand dryer for twenty minutes
Started thinking about how weird beards are in the middle of class and had a mental breakdown
''Just copy and paste your intro. That's what I do'' - Jaclyn's advice on writing my conclusion
I have to give myself a pep talk before checking my email
“@buzzfeedfood: 29 Lifechanging Quesadillas You Need To Know About http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/lifechanging-quesadillas … pic.twitter.com/SlFVwBE1L2” @icaprari
Just can't muster up the energy to care about this 10 page paper due tomorrow
Lauren left my car window open all night and now there's a family of raccoons sleeping in it
My mom hates Drunk In Love bc she doesn't know who's taking care of Blue if they're both drunk