I've never won a photo contest before. I'd like to win this one. Please vote for my photo of @harleyplays -> http://t.co/0fDUTAS1 and RT!

It's 5:45 am and my mind is blown because the Bell Centre's postal code is H4B 5G0 #habs

@tlemco you're the Wayne Gretzky of making Michael Jordan analogies.

Hey guys, it's me Marlon. I know you hate me for this but I have to: it's lip SYNCING, not lip singing.

Hey everyone, like/share my Facebook page because 1) it's Friday 2) You love me? https://t.co/xh4vur8k

@starwars on the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me...a STAR WARS MOLESKIN! http://t.co/tUKnjywH

I'm so excited for #EpicChef. This Friday is going to be awesome.

#MoviesIveSeen50x Back to the Future I, II, and III

Hey old people...a non-threatening 18 year old kid is a pop star who doesn't beat women and is marketed to 12 year olds...get over it.

My one hope for my daughter is that she grows up without using, or being involved with, anyone that uses the word "foodie" #worsethanpanties

@eaches Cheer up, buttercup. cc: @tlemco http://t.co/CVxYKJfh

Sometimes I want to make films but then I realize they already made Bloodsport so there's no point in trying.

X-Men: First Class was better than the 3 originals combined.

@kellyoxford @robdelaney HOW DO YOU GET THAT BLUE CHECKMARK? DID YOU STEAL IT FROM A WIZARD? TELL US.

@korbermite Ally wanted to compromise on something in exchange for new countertops but I don't take what I want for granite.

@harleyplays Found your future wife on Reddit:  http://imgur.com/a/Q8gVg 

.@princeatari @harleyplays Ameer meme: http://t.co/evC5SdXC

Hey everyone, keep voting for my photo of @harleyplays in this contest http://t.co/0fDUTAS1 - I promise no 'voting' contests ever again.

"Poutine, there's really no translation"...I thought it was French slang for mess? cc: @harleyplays @nerdist @kazzie_

Speaking of redheads, if you see someone who's your exact double but with red hair are they your doppleginger?