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"He went to Boston College! That's so fancy!" "He looks like the Boston bomber!"--Tinder conversations
"Ew, he looks like a grody John Ruben." -- Tinder conversation
Tumblr is running a voter registration campaign. I love love love
If Argentina wins today... I don't even know.
"He's Asian and riding an ostrich." "Swipe right! Swipe right!!!!" -- Tinder conversations
Moms will always love me, regardless of how their sons feel.
"I have my checkbook," is something I'm never prepared to hear from anyone younger than 57.
Anyone who has watched Orange is the New Black-- can we talk about how much we hate Mendez together?
I've helped be sneaky in three engagements in the last 6 months. I'm a premarital spy. Espionage of the marriage. Proposal P.I.
Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park is PERFECTION and you should all be glad I'm not live tweeting this
"Smells like the only Nirvana song you know."
Everyone who has asked if I had fun at the "boy band concert" with a belittling glance and~tone~YES I DID, annnnnnd You. Would. Have. Too.
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