@rare_basement I am also totally into sexistentialism right now

@abbythegroovy Girls who are boys
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they´re girls
Who do girls like they´re boys

RT if bilbo baggins style

@allcapsbro @dnzlwshngtn I don't appreciate your homophobic slandering you guys pls hug it out shirtless thx

Hey @beebee880 you should crush all these cans here on valentine's day #beebee880VDcancrush pic.twitter.com/4ir2O007

@rev_computer LADIES CALL ME SAFEWAY BECAUSE I HAVE THE INGREDIENTS FOR LIFE

@nyratk1 @juliefromcinci @darth @kerrence @superweeninja @hairyskeletor dogge :3 pic.twitter.com/SvLy7M8KPE

@dabuttcollector once i asked someone if they liked KoRn and they said they were allergic

@hairyskeletor i can't stop thinking about all of your jorts

mighty dolphin power rangers

@altghter @notalltheyate @tyranosex i think that robot there has been drinking too much coffee this morning #DamnItsTrue

So far ¡ have won $2 gambl¡ng today

@altghter @nyratk1 @notalltheyre ¡t's about the D¡NGERS #DamnItsTrue #JustSaying

@altghter @nyratk1

what you gonna do with all that junk

all that junk

inside those jeans

i'm gonna get get you drunk

get you drunk ge

i have boobsweat :(

@notbangalore @darth
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here's my coffee
so call me maybe
#replacesonglyricswithcoffee

welcome to costco i love you

@beverlycleary69 @hairyskeletor if you made mime porn you should call it "the silence of the hands"

@sistersome kids bop sings "frigging crap" on "the best of kids bop 29"

hey guys did i show you this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Dldlfmr3U … @nyratk1 @beetjeff @dnzlwshngtn @superweeninja