@aral “I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole.”

The average web page is now over 1 Mb? Jesus, what the crap happened, devs? Get excited over optimisation too, not just responsive layouts!

“Following trailer is restricted… For nudity, fellatio, cocaine use, lesbian necrophilia, violent hemorrhaging”. Sounds good, @netflixuk.

@sazzy I find it humourous the web’s going “flat” now we’ve got gradients pretty well supported in CSS after asking for years for them.

*sigh* Pay me to be your web developer, but as soon as your uninformed buddy makes a suggestion of course jump on it over mine.

Any front-end developers familiar with making simple games in JS/canvas looking for immediate work? #nefollowers

Lesson learned: use .prop() instead of .attr() in @jquery from version 1.9 onwards.

@paulashton1979 SEO optimisation? Is that like a PIN number?

You’re number one on Google because Google tailors search results and you keep searching for yourself. Dick-head.

I hate it when people pluralise “code”. “My codes do not work.” “Please help me fix my codes.” #StackOverflow

@anguaji Gist of creating Google products feed with DOMDocument:  https://gist.github.com/4344973 

Bloody hell, I got a mention on @carsonified! Thanks, chaps! Link: http://t.co/Q3w7fFmd

I've just published a new blog post: "Where's the desktop version?" http://t.co/KThQlIvL I'd love to hear your thoughts on it.

The human race is a self-destructive failure. We should be eradicated from this planet, leaving it to the innocent animals and wildlife.

This is mad! http://t.co/zsr4yHP

Hint: use <meta name="robots" content="noindex, nofollow" /> on your CMS login page to avoid it being indexed by search engines and spiders.

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur."

It has to be said: I fuckin' love @dribbble.

Can’t wait for the 26th and the new episodes of Arrested Development.

Contemplating leaving @ee sharply if they’re selling my data. I don’t care if it’s “anonymous” /ht @anthonysterling