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felt bad at the time, but now I stand by the "if you love me, make tea" statements I've made this week.
‘It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else’ - Daniel Franzese
a JLO greatest hits album? YES PLEASE
People need to stop asking me where I buy my coloured contacts.
TOMS have partnered with Focus on the Family. If bad aid didn't stop you from buying them, maybe their support of hate groups will.
Nearly bled on someone while they were transferring me. Karmically sound as they were usurping my autonomy
After that last surprise nosebleed my shirt makes me look like Dexter
''What was that?'' ''MMA! Mixed-martial arts. It's new.'' ''No, that's dirty boxing and it's been around forever, nice try.''
I hope my seven AM blood sample tells them I'm sleepy as fuck and in no mood for such shenanigans
Beepy guy next to me just refused his pain meds. Quit your shit, no one likes a show off
Sitting around, waiting for surgery. This hospital gown is flattering. #Breezy
that awkward moment you have an angry crush on someone
FUCK YEAH RAIN #WLUOWEEK
Ugh @ people who dont have shit ready for my immediate use