Wow dude those shorts look really good. I like how they are light purple with lobsters on them and they go above your knees

@audioopera with arm wide opawn, under the tanning lights

miles cyrus wearing a wristband that says "sexy" while she pulls her pants down please just stop pic.twitter.com/BYUrLY17t8

the more i drink the more i listen to elliott smith

how about u google MY DIK DOWN UR FUKIN THROAT HATAER

When Carson Daly gets nervous he hyperventilates into a paper bag full of used tampons that he collects from public restrooms

Carson Daly has a picture of himself kissing Aaron Carter's butthole next to his bed

@audioopera true life: I'm addicted to tanning is on and MTV really missed an opportunity to sign u up

@kateleth by repeating that they're teens over and over you really sound like a pedo

@djbitchtits DJ dick biscuit

@djbitchtits TRICK QUESTION ASS CLAM I NEVER STOPPED AMOKIN EVEN ONE TIME

Oh mighty @djbitchtits, r we shitbags or r we ecigs?

Oh mighty @djbitchtits, plz answer the ultimate question: R we human, or r we dancer

@djbitchtits dip the blunt chili cheese American freedom fries

Secy and I kno if  https://vine.co/v/b2WJXEpYhwF 

@audioopera literally tho teach me to be beautiful like u

@audioopera best

yea so here's a pic of miley cyrus trying to look sexy while wearing a shirt with her name on it pic.twitter.com/HwfPRDL4jo

mAYBE U Shud TRY googleing my FUCKIN NUTS IN UR FACE IHAH

u can google my balls in ur mouth