They're using the TNG theme tune on the Gregg's programme. Scandalous.

@ms_lawless Pork bun fact: "Char siu bau" translates to "leave him alone and eat our deliciousness".. You can definitely abandon him.

"Which of the seven dwarves would I be?"
<absolutely no pause>
"Grumpy"

Toilet guidance continues

Cc. @joegravett @stevennunes01 pic.twitter.com/yvXpJoDxey

2 hipsters in Chorlton, riding fixies, with unicycles on their backs. Need I say more?

H is for Hungary.
H is for Hipster.
H is for Horrible.

#eurovision2013

Just walked past a solution designer who exclaimed, "Oh boy".

Dr Sam Beckett just leaped into the most boring episode of Quantum Leap ever.

A somewhat worrying fashion prediction from Thomas Pink pic.twitter.com/Qei1LxEfdc

@nurseblurg Not a fan of the great novel, Stoma Bag and Sensibility, then?

@ms_lawless Recreate the joys of Bakewell tarts by eating jam and looking at a picture of a Bakewell tart instead.

@1scottishladdie You really need to calculate the cost to fun ratio. You'll soon feel better about it.

@thematthewkeys @martinsfp Surely OOLY?

This isn't even meant to be a joke, is it? http://t.co/Co5wRk4c

The old gent to my right is listening to cassettes. He's such a hipster and doesn't even know it.

Lady struggling desperately to find the button to turn on the fan above her seat.

It's a speaker. I don't have the heart to tell her.

The impossible sit up (NSFW): http://bit.ly/81jWRu (YouTube)

RT @codinghorror: fascinating story about blind videogamers http://bit.ly/4xutdt

"Your inbox is a todo list that anyone in the world can write to." http://tinyurl.com/pauvk4 (via @leanda)

Impressive stuff.. RT @kurafire: Youtube in HTML 5: http://www.youtube.com/html5

SEXY!

Made it to Leeds so far. Its like Manchester's poor hillbilly cousin.