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You're not going to get in my pants if you don't love Jesus. Just laying that out there.
Got caught at work singing along to It's Raining Men by a customer. Gave ZERO fucks.
Left the door open while I had a shower since no one's home. Right in the middle, jack jumps into the tub with me. Soaked. Thanks bro. #dog
i'm on the floor giggling, eating a peach
I'm surrounded by handicapped kids on the bus. Literally. I'm deadly afraid of my immaturity right now.
I'm pretending to be a crab. There's a crab in jesus's puwes. This is bad
I'm back inside. Stealth ftw
My first thought upon entering. Wow look at all the puwes, jesus really needs to trim. Lol It's going to be a long night
yay this is my 100th tweet. um, fuck fuck piss ass shit goat raping tit sucking ball wrenching felching poop ass shit fuck bastard cunt
thank zeus for blink-182