@medium okay, let's block out 10 or 12 years to discuss the blogging. I will send a meeting invite.

So proud of husband @santheo and brother @zachlieberman as they launch @starterschool and @sfpc_school. Go learn from them!

Wes Anderson's movies all sound like awesome fonts: Royal Tenanbaum, Rushmore, Darjeeling Limited, Moonrise Kingdom, Bottle Rocket

@jessamyn pic.twitter.com/9Gb2VNEerr

Date night is really taking a hit around here. pic.twitter.com/o8buauTfKQ

Playing “Southern Man” for Cash, 5yro

Me: “The ‘good book’ means the bible.”

Cash: “Well our good book is the Enchiridion.”

#parentingWin

In hell, all prices are in Microsoft® Points™.

As of this moment twelve years ago, I was on my first movie date with @drinkerthinker. I’m a lucky, lucky guy.

"PIZZA" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM...

P - PLEASUREFUL
I - INTERESTING
Z - CANT THINK OF ONE
Z - CANT THINK OF ONE
A - "AGG"-CELLENT

Look at me, I'm @mathowie! (not shown: deer, rows of mail boxes, some sort of heron)  http://flic.kr/p/ePdt8X 

A woman in the Miss USA competition just said one of her passions is "green smoothies." Can't make this shit up. Got. to. change. channel...

What is the amazing superpower @waxpancake and @andymcmillan have? A lack of cynicism.

@mathowie and it would have to come from Virgin Mobile.

Sideline reporter: "Tell me about sport."
Sportsman: "First of all, God. Also, we are trying as hard as we can with mixed results."

If Cat Stevens had never been born we'd all just have to push our carts around Trader Joe's in silence.

How Twitter is perceived in Turkey these days. From my FB feed, don't know the actual owner. #occupygezi pic.twitter.com/RxqXRYXUAn

I have no idea why people add me on LinkedIn. If I had the ability to help anyone's career, I'd start with mine.

This morning I am tweeting/Instagramming from the top of the tallest mountain in the lower 48, Mt. Whitney. First Internet in a week!

Dreamt that wax began to fall out of my ears in the shape of perfectly formed tiny cable cars.

Just a reminder of what my 5yr old son wrote on my Father's Day card. pic.twitter.com/WjDJPkcrh5