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Oh, how we'll laugh with relief and delight when it's revealed that "Sarah Palin" is an elaborate performance art piece by Banksy.
Once upon a time, a Republican first lady candidly discussed addiction, and openly supported the ERA and reproductive rights. RIP Betty Ford
Perez Hilton lecturing Roger Ebert on sensitivity is rich.
It's incredibly icky when people refer to themselves as philanthropists. I have no problem, however, with 'tax deduction connoisseur.'
Husband-wife real estate agent teams always seem like they probably go to motivational seminars and commit serial murder in their free time.
If the idiom is to be believed, hotcakes must have been, at some time, rather more popular than they are today.
I don't think we give aliens enough credit for always returning humans to the exact location from which they were abducted.
A murder of crows. A gaggle of geese. A binder of women.
In the not-too-distant future, people will rule out certain tattoo designs because they're the ones everybody's grandmother has.
'Cool' is a relative concept. Consider: Fonzie lived above a garage in Milwaukee and loitered with high school kids in a diner's restroom.
Are we required by federal law to report hoarders to a reality show?
My greatest fear when an addict goes into recovery is that he'll find Jesus and send me email about it.
This really amazing thing happens when you haven't said, published or implied something racist: No one accuses you of racism.
British spelling really is superior sometimes. I find a rumour much more intriguing than a rumor, for instance.
Girl with a 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker just stole my parking space.
It's just sort of tragic that actual 19th century cowboys never heard rousing "western movie" scores when they rode places.
Guys who get creative with their facial hair freak me out almost as much as clowns.
'Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day' or, as I like to call it, 'footage for future documentaries about open support of bigotry in the 2010s.'
I'm not especially brave. I just don't notice danger a lot of the time.
Mats Holberg overcame a privileged youth to achieve his working class dreams. He currently buses tables at a second-rate gringo bar in Buenos Aires.