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Who needs porn when you have "The Talk" on CBS.
If we let Jesus take the wheel we're for sure to get a ticket, he doesn't have a license! Crazy Christians, always trying to disobey the law
Some people are gay because of genetics. I'm gay because I played with barbies and I suck dick #gayboyproblem
Sugar spice and everything nice were the ingredients Usher needed to create Justin Bieber. And he threw in a butch lesbian for good measure.
Why exactly is crack whack Whitney?
I have a bat signal just like Batman, except mine is a silhouette of my dick and it's a much better way to get laid than bars and craigslist
I hope instagram becomes just like chatroulette did and soon we will only see dick pictures
I love thrifting because I'm always hoping that the clothes I'm trying on belonged to a dead celebrity. Like Lindsay Lohan
Ya I have road rage, what are you gonna do about it. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING DO ABOUT IT YOU TINY MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!
Congrats Japan! You now have the title of World Cup Champions, but who cares? Women soccer isn't real and neither are women #Japan #women
I'm getting a tattoo on my lower back that says the Chamber of Secrets with an arrow pointing down. #itallends
I'm starting a new trend, feathers in my
Pubic hair. It's gonna be all the rage with men and women ages 16-35
If Barbara Streisand was auto-tuned she would sound IDENTICAL to Ke$ha.
I love the sound of a piano, especially when I'm fucking your boyfriend against the keys. #gayboyproblem
What exactly is Prince? Is he a man, woman, giraffe or an alien straight out of Mars Attacks
I miss bald, umbrella car smashing Britney. Now that was a girl I could bring home to meet my 2 dads
There's absolutely no way Lance Bass is the only gay boy to come out of all these 90s boy bands... Cmon Joey Fatone and Nick Carter #gay4pay
Shuffle, ball, rape #gayboyproblem