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Apparently if you're writing a news story about high gas prices, you are legally required to at some point use the words 'pain at the pump'.
Ovlov: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y5aR10R3Xo … // Two Inch Astronaut: https://soundcloud.com/explodinginsoundrecords/two-inch-astronaut-foulbrood?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_campaign=wtshare&utm_medium=Twitter&utm_content=https://soundcloud.com/explodinginsoundrecords/two-inch-astronaut-foulbrood …
Carla and I just took four kids to the TN aquarium. The last time I felt this level of accomplishment, I was graduating college.
No idea what this show we're watching is called or what it's about but a goat just dry humped Forest Whitaker so I'll probably keep watching
Daft Punk should give Nile Rodgers a robot helmet and make him the third member. His bits are by far my favorite parts of RAM so far.
Yesterday on my way home from work I passed a 4 y/o girl sitting on a big wheel and holding up both middle fingers at cars as they passed.
Here is footage of me during our baby's ultrasound earlier this afternoon: http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/thats_a_penis.gif …
Tech just beat UGA -in Athens- and now I’m running up and down the street like Ebeneezer Scrooge telling everyone Merry Christmas
Just discovered this valuable bit of information: my daily commute is the exact same amount of time as Death From Above 1979's 'Heads Up' EP
I've been talking to Audrey exclusively in a cockney British accent in hopes that she'll grow up talking that way.
Turned the game off 10 minutes ago; currently googling ‘how to become a farmer'
Attention fathers: John Mayer would like to humbly request that you be good to yaaaw dawwwwwtuuhhs
I'm so thankful that God, in His infinite wisdom, designed farts to sound hilarious.
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