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Also, imagine that clip looping for a long time instead of cutting off awkwardly after eight bars.
Apparently if you're writing a news story about high gas prices, you are legally required to at some point use the words 'pain at the pump'.
Carla and I just took four kids to the TN aquarium. The last time I felt this level of accomplishment, I was graduating college.
No idea what this show we're watching is called or what it's about but a goat just dry humped Forest Whitaker so I'll probably keep watching
Daft Punk should give Nile Rodgers a robot helmet and make him the third member. His bits are by far my favorite parts of RAM so far.
Just discovered this valuable bit of information: my daily commute is the exact same amount of time as Death From Above 1979's 'Heads Up' EP
I've been talking to Audrey exclusively in a cockney British accent in hopes that she'll grow up talking that way.
Turned the game off 10 minutes ago; currently googling ‘how to become a farmer'
Attention fathers: John Mayer would like to humbly request that you be good to yaaaw dawwwwwtuuhhs
I'm so thankful that God, in His infinite wisdom, designed farts to sound hilarious.
Nothing makes me feel more alive than diagnosing and repairing a problem with my lawn mower by myself.
"You could be home in 7 minutes, OR YOU COULD GO GET A BUCKET OF DELICIOUS KFC GRILLED CHICKEN FOR ONLY $14.99! WANNA DO THAT?!?!"
Someone please invent a diaper that keeps poop from shooting up your back when you poop your pants really hard.