for the last time, "frankenstorm" is the doctor. the storm itself is simply "dr. frankenstorm's storm"

@haha_what as a kid i was always jealous when another kid in school got a cast and had everyone in the class jack off on it

welcome to day 3,898 of wishing kenneth koch were still alive

@rare_basement i used to give people shit about astrology until i remembered i believe in ghosts

why do people keep getting into the same discussions and controversies about poetry over and over like it's some kind of eternal 2007

STOP PROMOTING YOUR FRIENDS' SHITTY BOOKS

the super bowl is the super bowl of bragging about not watching the super bowl for people who like to brag about not watching the super bowl

@free_facts that isn't even a real number

just saw john ashbery read at the new school, including a brand new poem he wrote today. things seem not so bad now.

wish the power would go out so i could finally get some damn reading done

i wanna boswell your johnson all night long. really long, detailed and thoroughly researched oh yeah

there are book editors. why are there no book expanders?

@egabbert i is the loneliest imaginary number

can't wait to finish reading this shitty poetry book

statistics show americans are now more than ever.

currently enjoying: Other People podcast Episode 58 — Melissa Broder http://t.co/zWNMiYGh

fuck this 30-degree bullshit. i liked it better last week when global warming was still real

wish i could write poems about stuff i think about

taking solace in the fact that bad chicago weather would've dashed my street photography plans had i gone

a popular way of writing poetry books these days seems to be to write 30-40% really good poems and 60-70% really boring ones