Bought a birthday card for @steveklabnik dad. Give him a lift at a dark time by doing the same: http://t.co/H8R9RJEV

I officially declare "Ruby is slow" to be a sign of an idiot. MRI may have been slow; JRuby is definitely not.

@github any idea why I'm seeing "/data/github/shell/bin/gh-environment: line 84: /etc/ghrc-secrets: Permission denied" on push? O_O

@wayneeseguin silence is golden, duct tape is silver

@tpope have you not noticed they go in pairs?

install_name_tool -change libmysqlclient.18.dylib /usr/local/mysql/lib/libmysqlclient.18.dylib `bundle show mysql`/lib/mysql_api.bundle

Haven't really slept. Nightmares have kept me "entertained". #reallynotmyweek

If you haven't been listening to http://thisdeveloperslife.com/ then I recommend it.

Possibly the greatest page ever written on the 'net to date: http://bit.ly/how_muppets_work

Why did I not consider using mazes to learn new programming languages? @jamis has inspired me with Theseus http://bit.ly/ih12py

WikiLeaks documentary, only available today: http://bit.ly/fuUIh8

Wow! Way to get around Cambridge. http://bit.ly/9pnWeM

Hmm, found a non-trivial to fix #rails filter bug!

Podcast showdown: "Math for Primates" cool & funny (yes, really!); "jQuery Podcast" long & boring; "ChangeLog show" very informative.

When using RVM be especially careful to use '#!/usr/bin/env ruby' instead of '#!/usr/bin/ruby' in your scripts! #timewasted #ruby

Irony of the day:
Me: You've got the best parallel slide I've seen in the park. How did you learn it?
Friend: You taught me.

Please tell me that nitrogen isn't as hard to use as this tutorial video is making it seem! #erlang

Interesting read on garbage collection in #erlang affecting erlang:length() performance: http://bit.ly/bJpVYA

Wow, pretty impressed by http://www.videosurf.com/

Simple stairs to practice on. Security guards as quick as bunnies tho! http://twitpic.com/2t05q