@mattgillooly's (Matt Gillooly) most faved Tweets...
Having some serious remorse about eating all those hot dogs. And drinking all that beer. And stabbing all those clowns.
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my tetris skills have been handy while unpacking in my new place, but it kind of sucks when i complete a row and my sofa disappears
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It takes a twisted man to work on a movie for 15 years, have it come out as well as Avatar, and then decide to use Papyrus for the subtitles
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If apartment cleanness could be measured on the Mohs scale of hardness, I'd say I upgraded my pad from Gypsum to Flourite this weekend.
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Most folks would see 3 hours in line at the DMV as a problem. I like to see it as an opportunity. A prime opportunity to catch swine flu.
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Joke's on you guys. I've been saving up my daylight savings hours since I was 3 years old, and now I get a whole daylight savings DAY!
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I'm happy for today, and I'm gonna let it finish, but 21 was one of the best birthdays of all time. Of all time!
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because that was Brad Pitt's wife's head in that box at the end! #spolieralert
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thanks to @adarowski for finding the timeago jQuery plugin http://timeago.yarp.com/ ...added it to my dev copy of Twalala in <5 min.
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Either Trojan upped their advertising for V Day, or people who watch Robocop on Hulu have a lot more sex than you'd expect.
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"No, I think you're the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you."
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