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I find it really difficult to answer the question "what's your favorite food?" because, I mean, food.
Which flavor of milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? Asking for a friend.
If you're thinking about writing your Twitter bio just remember this: No one cares what grade you're in or that you have a great boyfriend.
I bet webs are just an arts and crafts project for spiders that they do for fun and when flies mess them up they get so angry they eat them.
Only in Florida is it legal to abort your baby two years AFTER you give birth to it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking "why did no one favorite that tweet?"
Having a bad day? Just remember that Britney Spears once attacked a car with an umbrella because she thought it wanted to kill her.
"0mG, i am so totes the biggest 90s kid!!! lol hey arnold!~~ RUgRaTs!~ lolol <3 <3<3 hahahehe!!" *born December 1999*
Why hasn't Lifetime made a movie about this trial yet? It's been an hour. The world needs an overly dramatized actor portrayal of Casey.
If a bitch gives me a dirty look I can take comfort in the fact that I probably have softer hair than her.
Fuck bitches, get money, buy a house, pay the mortgage.
Oh god. I used Angel by Sarah McLachlan for the music in my slide show. I'm such a motherfucker.
I go to school at Sassy Bitch Academy.