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I find it really difficult to answer the question "what's your favorite food?" because, I mean, food.
Which flavor of milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? Asking for a friend.
Someone ran the speaker at work completely over. This is our best attempt at fixing it. @lnblair95 @courtney0kay pic.twitter.com/paWNyh38
If you're thinking about writing your Twitter bio just remember this: No one cares what grade you're in or that you have a great boyfriend.
Most of the time when teenagers sneak out of the house it's to cause trouble. I, on the other hand, just snuck out to get McDonald's. #fatty
I bet webs are just an arts and crafts project for spiders that they do for fun and when flies mess them up they get so angry they eat them.
Only in Florida is it legal to abort your baby two years AFTER you give birth to it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking "why did no one favorite that tweet?"
Started my presentation. Looks good so far. pic.twitter.com/ZIrw71mafE
Having a bad day? Just remember that Britney Spears once attacked a car with an umbrella because she thought it wanted to kill her.
I would like to thank @c_paige27 @megg_nicole13 @coltonrhea @deliasuzanne @megecrumley @lnblair95 & evry1 else for listening to my idiocy.
"0mG, i am so totes the biggest 90s kid!!! lol hey arnold!~~ RUgRaTs!~ lolol <3 <3<3 hahahehe!!" *born December 1999*
Why hasn't Lifetime made a movie about this trial yet? It's been an hour. The world needs an overly dramatized actor portrayal of Casey.
If a bitch gives me a dirty look I can take comfort in the fact that I probably have softer hair than her.
Oh god. I used Angel by Sarah McLachlan for the music in my slide show. I'm such a motherfucker.
me and my friends ted, ben, and dog are having such a great time right now #partyallnightlong pic.twitter.com/wSpuDT1iOU
Just a simple lima bean with internet access.
