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Hey, at least I don’t hide behind a Twitter account.
Pumped to announce that my first iPhone app, Sayings, is now available on the App Store! https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/sayings/id821843267?ls=1&mt=8 …
YCDSB, you're drunk, go home.
Time for your daily dose of spoiled rich kids!
The fact that this coming weekend is a four-day one makes me the happiest person in the world.
I've made a lot of stupid decisions before, but nothing would be stupider than not trying.
Huh. I actually got a Simple invitation a while back. I just could never use it because I don't live in the US.
My 21,000th tweet was a subtweet. I am so done.
Woke up and realized it wasn’t Friday and now in an infinite state of sadness.