did chris brown just sing 'put your hands up?' if he did i assume he means in the defensive position. #douche #grammys

we need a musical revolution. badly.

the new @ddlovato song just kinda blew my mind outta my face.

people spend $4 on a latte. and complain that albums are too expensive. yuck.

batman begins in my pants. #moviesinmypants

i fall in love hourly.

albums are $10. movies are $10.50. you OWN an album. people bitch about them not being worth it. rip offs. i am amazed by this. amazed.

now you do. prick. RT @theanonymousdj Had no idea. "@mattnathanson: life is a real precious and amazing thing."

incredible. minneapolis is an incredible place to play music. thanks to all who came out and ruled it today. & @cities97radio for the party!

i'd like to thank the academy... RT “@mix941: Sexiest Man Top 16 Results after 15,650 votes @thedavidcook 98% vs @mattnathanson 2%! Yikes!"

i can't even tell you how many times music has saved my life.

yeah, so, i might have had a little wardrobe malfunction on stage tonight. #eatyourheartoutjanet http://t.co/PSyIDPEq

to prove i wasn't lying: the new record is called "MODERN LOVE." the first single is called "FASTER." go on, git it: http://bit.ly/g3M9wi

so far, my favorite thing about today is the wave of @taylorswift13 fans calling me a prick on twitter for writing "i saw" in 2003.

sxsw looks like a mumford and sons convention.

someone needs to invent an app that tells you who is texting you when you have deleted them from your address book because you hate them.

LOVE that @taylorswift13 wrote my lyrics for 'modern love' on her arm in brisbane. i'm in good company & VERY flattered! #nobodysgirlfriend

that bradley cooper is one handsome bitch.

whoever invented cereal is the fucking king.

it's amazing, no matter how far you get, it's still just high school.